Courtesy of another ex-boyfriend of hers, this is my mad ex's 2nd red car:
* this happened in the early afternoon
* she came out of a side road into a fairly major one
* right outside where she worked
* without stopping
* she lost it because she was paralytic
* and the bald tyres didn't help
* she ended up on the other side of the road without hitting anyone
* she cracked the windscreen with her head
* she was so drunk that she was still sitting in it
* when the cops turned up
* and when they opened the door she spilled out onto the ground
* and threw up at their feet.
* The next day someone set fire to it.
Then she went straight out and ordered a Golf GTi.
At least now I can be pretty certain she'll never be turning up on my doorstep ever again! 
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