I Had A Slight Scrape
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GeordieBoy
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I Had A Slight Scrape
A few weeks ago I was in a petrol station waiting for ages as I wanted V Power Diesel and they only had 2 pumps with it, so they was 5 cars infront me. When I got near the pumps I seen that the V Power Diesel was out of order, so ever so slightly pissed off with waiting 10mins I kinda floored it a bit and attempted to squeeze past a car and the car wash. The sun then caught my eyes and then I seen the passenger getting out of another car, I nice big titted blonde, mini skirt wearing, legs akimbo and no knickers as she got out the car I seen the landing strip to park me helicopter on. Well I slightly miss judged the gap and hit a rather large curb. Of course I didn't stop and I fooked off. Women are dangerous creatures.
UK Open Drift Championship 2011 Driver #80
Vehicles I own:-
1999 S Peugeot 406 LX 1.9TD (90% WVO, 10% Petrol)
2000 W Ford Transit LWB High Roof 2.5D
1997 R E36 BMW 328i Saloon (Drift/Track Car)
1995 N E36 BMW 328i Saloon (Spare Parts Car)
SOLD --- 2001 Y 406 GTX 2.0 HDi 110bhp
Vehicles I own:-
1999 S Peugeot 406 LX 1.9TD (90% WVO, 10% Petrol)
2000 W Ford Transit LWB High Roof 2.5D
1997 R E36 BMW 328i Saloon (Drift/Track Car)
1995 N E36 BMW 328i Saloon (Spare Parts Car)
SOLD --- 2001 Y 406 GTX 2.0 HDi 110bhp
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steve_earwig
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Re: I Had A Slight Scrape
Ohhh, you daft buga 
You'd better get it fixed.
I've driven left hookers half way across America a couple of times but after about a year driving my first Pug I shoved it onto a parking space without thinking, completely misjudged it and stuffed the side of a post office van in - oops! The marks on the Pug just polished out tho
You'd better get it fixed.I've driven left hookers half way across America a couple of times but after about a year driving my first Pug I shoved it onto a parking space without thinking, completely misjudged it and stuffed the side of a post office van in - oops! The marks on the Pug just polished out tho
Unskilled meddling sin©e 2007
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Re: I Had A Slight Scrape
I think we have all been there. I know ive had a few close calls ogerling the female species.
Always seems to be around 4pm near the university
Always seems to be around 4pm near the university
2006 207 GT THP 150
Re: I Had A Slight Scrape
In this weatherGeordieBoy wrote:mini skirt ... no knickers
Remember - it only takes a few inches of water to drown a 406 don't make the same mistake I made! The V6 Exec is no more.
406 Coupe S HDi
PP2000 clone interface
406 Coupe S HDi
PP2000 clone interface
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Captain Jack
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Re: I Had A Slight Scrape
OK, that's decided. I am going back to uni!TooT wrote:Always seems to be around 4pm near the university
2003 - 2008: 1998 Peugeot 406 2.1 TD 110bhp LX Saloon
2008 - 2009: 2004 Honda Accord 2.2 CDTI 136bhp Executive Saloon
2009 - 2013: 2002 Peugeot 406 2.0 HDI 110bhp Executive Saloon
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2008 - 2009: 2004 Honda Accord 2.2 CDTI 136bhp Executive Saloon
2009 - 2013: 2002 Peugeot 406 2.0 HDI 110bhp Executive Saloon
2013 - 2021: 2007 Peugeot 407 2.2 HDI 170bhp Executive Saloon (mapped to 213bhp
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bargainbro
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Re: I Had A Slight Scrape
Well I guess I´m guilty for making some terrible traffic violations every spring when the girls start peeling out of their winter clothes... 
But me and Geordieboy have now something in common when it comes to Shell stations and scrapes..Back in the fall of 2006 I was forced to use a car vacuum cleaner at a Shell station ( kids had a little chocolate covered raisin -accident on the backseat...). The backseat was full of rocks and candy and everything else from the four week summer holiday trip...Somehow the car vacuum thing was not on a steady surface or otherwise in a proper position and so in the middle of my intense hoovering session, the damn thing fell on the hood of my car making a quite of a crater in the middle of it..
Also scraped one headlight.
The expenses were paid out of the gas stations insurance....At first they were like they wouldn´t pay for the headlight cos it only had a tiny scrape in it. But I was convinced it would fail the finnish MOT cos the light pattern had changed dramatically. Well finally I managed to convince them...
But me and Geordieboy have now something in common when it comes to Shell stations and scrapes..Back in the fall of 2006 I was forced to use a car vacuum cleaner at a Shell station ( kids had a little chocolate covered raisin -accident on the backseat...). The backseat was full of rocks and candy and everything else from the four week summer holiday trip...Somehow the car vacuum thing was not on a steady surface or otherwise in a proper position and so in the middle of my intense hoovering session, the damn thing fell on the hood of my car making a quite of a crater in the middle of it..
Also scraped one headlight. The expenses were paid out of the gas stations insurance....At first they were like they wouldn´t pay for the headlight cos it only had a tiny scrape in it. But I was convinced it would fail the finnish MOT cos the light pattern had changed dramatically. Well finally I managed to convince them...
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Yeah I had a slight scrape the other day!
Was late at night in a multistory carpark and I wasnt really concentrating backing into a space - tapped my drivers wing mirror on one of the staunchions - took a bit of paint off but that was about it!
Alot happier than I didn't hit the body of the car - smash repairers are expensive!
Was late at night in a multistory carpark and I wasnt really concentrating backing into a space - tapped my drivers wing mirror on one of the staunchions - took a bit of paint off but that was about it!
Alot happier than I didn't hit the body of the car - smash repairers are expensive!
1997 406 D8 ST Manual 2.0L!
Re: I Had A Slight Scrape
GeordieBoy wrote:A few weeks ago I was in a petrol station waiting for ages as I wanted V Power Diesel and they only had 2 pumps with it, so they was 5 cars infront me. When I got near the pumps I seen that the V Power Diesel was out of order, so ever so slightly pissed off with waiting 10mins I kinda floored it a bit and attempted to squeeze past a car and the car wash. The sun then caught my eyes and then I seen the passenger getting out of another car, I nice big titted blonde, mini skirt wearing, legs akimbo and no knickers as she got out the car I seen the landing strip to park me helicopter on. Well I slightly miss judged the gap and hit a rather large curb. Of course I didn't stop and I fooked off. Women are dangerous creatures.
Oh, you daft eejjit!
