Poor Britney Spears

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Poor Britney Spears

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You know, I almost feel sorry for the poor girl, like Michael Jackson she's been pushed by her parents from an early age and not had any childhood as such and is now paying for it. However, I did say almost: Hurry up and commit suicide you useless tart, I'm sick of the sight of you. Let's have some real news for a change.
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I feel like I could take her under my wing. No really! I do.

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Welton wrote:I feel like I could take her under my wing. No really! I do.

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I agree with you there welly :) but after the polite conversation i would have to abuse her with my meat :twisted: :twisted: :P :P
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steve_earwig wrote:You know, I almost feel sorry for the poor girl, like Michael Jackson she's been pushed by her parents from an early age and not had any childhood as such and is now paying for it. However, I did say almost: Hurry up and commit suicide you useless tart, I'm sick of the sight of you. Let's have some real news for a change.
The problem is they'll just bounce between Britney and Amy Crackhouse until both of them have snuffed it or sorted themselves out (I Know which is far more likely too! :roll: ). Once they're gone they'll just focus on some other pond-scum anyway - far less effort then all that research you'd have to do for real stories.
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puggy wrote:
Welton wrote:I feel like I could take her under my wing. No really! I do.

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I agree with you there welly :) but after the polite conversation i would have to abuse her with my meat :twisted: :twisted: :P :P
funny enough i was thinking along them lines as well :cheesy:
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Do you mean the country walks or the meat bit?
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Welton wrote:Do you mean the country walks or the meat bit?
definatly the meat bit , did anyone see the pic of her getting uot of paris hiltons car and showing her bits off ? it looks like homer simpsons mouth with all his teeth knocked out :cheesy:
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Eeew! :(
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HELP! IT'S WINKING AT MEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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darrenwall wrote:
Welton wrote:Do you mean the country walks or the meat bit?
definatly the meat bit , did anyone see the pic of her getting uot of paris hiltons car and showing her bits off ? it looks like homer simpsons mouth with all his teeth knocked out :cheesy:
i missed that darren any chance of getting the pic or a link ?? purely for scientific reasons of course :twisted: :twisted:
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here you are puggy - http://bp1.blogger.com/_nCV-Ih7GadM/RXq ... -h/bs2.bmp , for your viewing pleasure :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:
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i just found this one and it made me laugh :cheesy: :cheesy:

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Just need it to say Doh so you can slip it in there! :lol:
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Argh! Not work safe!!!

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thanks for that darren :P mmmmmmm needs be a bit bigger for mine to fit in comfortably :shock: :mrgreen: :P :P
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