Poor Britney Spears
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Poor Britney Spears
You know, I almost feel sorry for the poor girl, like Michael Jackson she's been pushed by her parents from an early age and not had any childhood as such and is now paying for it. However, I did say almost: Hurry up and commit suicide you useless tart, I'm sick of the sight of you. Let's have some real news for a change.
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- Welly
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Re: Poor Britney Spears
I feel like I could take her under my wing. No really! I do.
Bracing walks in the English Countryside, quiet nights in, polite conversation. Just the job.
Bracing walks in the English Countryside, quiet nights in, polite conversation. Just the job.
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Re: Poor Britney Spears
I agree with you there wellyWelton wrote:I feel like I could take her under my wing. No really! I do.
Bracing walks in the English Countryside, quiet nights in, polite conversation. Just the job.





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Re: Poor Britney Spears
The problem is they'll just bounce between Britney and Amy Crackhouse until both of them have snuffed it or sorted themselves out (I Know which is far more likely too!steve_earwig wrote:You know, I almost feel sorry for the poor girl, like Michael Jackson she's been pushed by her parents from an early age and not had any childhood as such and is now paying for it. However, I did say almost: Hurry up and commit suicide you useless tart, I'm sick of the sight of you. Let's have some real news for a change.

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Re: Poor Britney Spears
funny enough i was thinking along them lines as wellpuggy wrote:I agree with you there wellyWelton wrote:I feel like I could take her under my wing. No really! I do.
Bracing walks in the English Countryside, quiet nights in, polite conversation. Just the job.but after the polite conversation i would have to abuse her with my meat
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- Welly
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Re: Poor Britney Spears
Do you mean the country walks or the meat bit?
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Re: Poor Britney Spears
definatly the meat bit , did anyone see the pic of her getting uot of paris hiltons car and showing her bits off ? it looks like homer simpsons mouth with all his teeth knocked outWelton wrote:Do you mean the country walks or the meat bit?

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Re: Poor Britney Spears
Eeew! 

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- Welly
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Re: Poor Britney Spears
HELP! IT'S WINKING AT MEEEEEEEEE!!!!






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Re: Poor Britney Spears
i missed that darren any chance of getting the pic or a link ?? purely for scientific reasons of coursedarrenwall wrote:definatly the meat bit , did anyone see the pic of her getting uot of paris hiltons car and showing her bits off ? it looks like homer simpsons mouth with all his teeth knocked outWelton wrote:Do you mean the country walks or the meat bit?


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Re: Poor Britney Spears
here you are puggy - http://bp1.blogger.com/_nCV-Ih7GadM/RXq ... -h/bs2.bmp , for your viewing pleasure




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Re: Poor Britney Spears
i just found this one and it made me laugh




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Re: Poor Britney Spears
Just need it to say Doh so you can slip it in there! 

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Re: Poor Britney Spears
Argh! Not work safe!!!
I'll never see Homer the same way again!
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Re: Poor Britney Spears
thanks for that darren
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