You'll need to adjust your thinking for this one but bear with me, it's not something we usually discuss but you should find the results funny and familier.
Years ago when Chris Evans did the Radio 1 Breakfast Show they discussed the whole range and variety of Humans' Poo!
If no one minds I thought I'd give it a go for a bit of fun, so I'll start off with.....
Toilet humour
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Welly
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Toilet humour
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Welly
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Re: Toilet humour
The 'Wipe Clean' poo- you know you've done it but when you wipe there is absolutely no evidence 
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Re: Toilet humour
the little bit that always hangs and doesn't drop 
.. ooh are those drugs for me Matron
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Welly
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Re: Toilet humour
The 'Non Wipe Clean' poo - no matter how much bog roll, and how many times you wipe, it's still there
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teamster1975
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Re: Toilet humour
The rectum ripper
Feels as though you're passing a brick sideways
Feels as though you're passing a brick sideways
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Re: Toilet humour
Indeed.Welton wrote:Chris Evans...Poo
Unskilled meddling sin©e 2007
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teamster1975
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Re: Toilet humour
steve_earwig wrote:Indeed.Welton wrote:Chris Evans...Poo
1996 406 1.8LX Got a bad case of hydro lock!
1996 406 Executive 2.0 Turbo XU10J2TE No longer hangin' on in there
1997 Honda CB500V
2003 Volvo V40 1.8 GDi SE killed by a nutter in a beemer 5 series
2008 Mondeo 2.0 TDCi Titanium X
"Always look on the bright side of life, dedo, dedo dedodedo"
1996 406 Executive 2.0 Turbo XU10J2TE No longer hangin' on in there
1997 Honda CB500V
2003 Volvo V40 1.8 GDi SE killed by a nutter in a beemer 5 series
2008 Mondeo 2.0 TDCi Titanium X
"Always look on the bright side of life, dedo, dedo dedodedo"
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Welly
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Re: Toilet humour
The 'Long Poo' - this baby is touching the water line BEFORE it's left you 
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teamster1975
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Re: Toilet humour
I've got an email somewhere with all of these listed, I'll have to dig it out!
The ghost poo.
There is no trace of it in the bowl! Must have shot out so fast it flew round the U bend!
The ghost poo.
There is no trace of it in the bowl! Must have shot out so fast it flew round the U bend!
1996 406 1.8LX Got a bad case of hydro lock!
1996 406 Executive 2.0 Turbo XU10J2TE No longer hangin' on in there
1997 Honda CB500V
2003 Volvo V40 1.8 GDi SE killed by a nutter in a beemer 5 series
2008 Mondeo 2.0 TDCi Titanium X
"Always look on the bright side of life, dedo, dedo dedodedo"
1996 406 Executive 2.0 Turbo XU10J2TE No longer hangin' on in there
1997 Honda CB500V
2003 Volvo V40 1.8 GDi SE killed by a nutter in a beemer 5 series
2008 Mondeo 2.0 TDCi Titanium X
"Always look on the bright side of life, dedo, dedo dedodedo"
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Welly
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Re: Toilet humour
also known as the 'dissapearing poo' - you know you've done it but where's it gone?Cars in my care:
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Captain Jack
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Re: Toilet humour
I am EATING here! 
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DaiRees
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Re: Toilet humour
Not poo I hope...Captain Jack wrote:I am EATING here!
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steve_earwig
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Re: Toilet humour
I thought maybe you coprophagics would find this interesting:
Unskilled meddling sin©e 2007
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Re: Toilet humour
To save anyone else looking it up: coprophagics
I was given a haynes manual for babies when my eldest son was born, instead of the spark plug chart it had one for nappy content!
The first few meconium poos are lovely stuff, yuck
I was given a haynes manual for babies when my eldest son was born, instead of the spark plug chart it had one for nappy content!
The first few meconium poos are lovely stuff, yuck
1996 406 1.8LX Got a bad case of hydro lock!
1996 406 Executive 2.0 Turbo XU10J2TE No longer hangin' on in there
1997 Honda CB500V
2003 Volvo V40 1.8 GDi SE killed by a nutter in a beemer 5 series
2008 Mondeo 2.0 TDCi Titanium X
"Always look on the bright side of life, dedo, dedo dedodedo"
1996 406 Executive 2.0 Turbo XU10J2TE No longer hangin' on in there
1997 Honda CB500V
2003 Volvo V40 1.8 GDi SE killed by a nutter in a beemer 5 series
2008 Mondeo 2.0 TDCi Titanium X
"Always look on the bright side of life, dedo, dedo dedodedo"