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[steve_earwig]

It's man bashing time again on the good ol' Biassed Bradcasting Company

[TooT]

I want to be a a house husband and because im male i want to earn more than the 30k females do

[teamster1975]

[harold steptoe voice]Oh dear oh dear oh dear[/harold steptoe voice]

[Eric]

I've got to admit I'm a lazy bastard at home.
Poor Mrs does do the cooking (I can burn water) and she does the washing up everyday and she works full time.
For my part I do hoover and do the washing sometimes, the lawn mowing etc as well as get rid of all the spiders in the house.

So I don't think either of us can manage without the other

Oh and I work longer hours and earn more, but my Mrs is an angel for putting up with me, at least I appreciate that though

[Welly]

I'm fairly active when I get home as I've been sat behind a desk all day I feel like I want to do things so I can normally be found cooking in the Kitchen and 'interacting' with my offspring in the early evening.

HOWEVER, by about 9:00 pm I want some [stupid annoying womans voice] 'me' time [/stupid annoying womans voice] and can generally be found with feet up watching old Top Gear's on SKY and downing 4 or 5 Stella's in my new Stella Glass (which only I'm allowed to wash up)

I suppose by about 11:00 pm I can be found climbing into bed next to a dead wife smelling strongly of alcohol (me, not her) falling asleep extremely quickly........

I am every womans dream.

[Eric]

I suppose by about 11:00 pm I can be found climbing into bed next to a dead wife smelling strongly of alcohol

You have a dead wife!!!

The secret of marital bliss perhaps

[steve_earwig]

she is there, she is there in the larder,
preserved for all time for his ardour,
she's been dead sixteen months in September,
since they burned her coffin to an ember.

well, he loved her too much to let her die with the flames
now he comes home each eve and she's always the same,

well not quite, the flesh is decaying,
and the smell stops friends from staying,
he kissed her goodbye, she let out a cry
now the body remains as she died.

and, he loved her too much to let her die with the flames,
he comes home each evening and she's always the same,

he got a book on embalming and he found it simply quite charming,
she is there, she is there in the larder, preserved for all time for his ardour
she is there, she is there in the larder