Nearly as mad as the UK honours list, half of them you've never heard of before but, unsurprisingly, they're very rich. There's always Lady Thatcher of Transilvania. F%ck it, I'd rather they knighted penguins, at least you know they're not criminals.Military penguin becomes a 'Sir'
A penguin who was previously made a Colonel-in-Chief of the Norwegian Army has been knighted at Edinburgh Zoo.
Hmm, hold on a mo...
