A lesson in Irish Economics

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Young Paddy, moved to Roscommon and bought a Donkey from a farmer for €100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.'

Paddy replied, 'Well,then just give me my money back.'

The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'

Paddy said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

The farmer asked, 'What are ya gonna do with him?

Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'

Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me.. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'

Paddy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two euro's a piece and made a profit of €898.00.'

The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two euro's back.'

[darrenwall]

i like

[steve_earwig]

Nice

[teamster1975]

Very good Cookies

Here's a few my Dad sent me

The latest club craze is to fill a woman's vagina with vodka and then suck it out using a straw.
Doctors are warning about the dangers of minge drinking....

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Unfortunately he's had a lot of trouble with squatters!

85% of Liverpudlian males say they enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 15% haven't been to prison yet

Just bought a racehorse called 'My Face'
It may not be any good but I can't wait to hear all the women in the crowd screaming 'come on .. .My Face'

I've just been to my first Muslim birthday party!
Musical chairs was a bit slow but f**k me, pass the parcel was fast!

Two Irish couples decide to swap partners.
Afterwards Paddy said to Murphy that's the best f**k I've ever had, I wonder how the girls got on ?

If Mothers celebrate Mothers day, Fathers celebrate Fathers day, Lovers celebrate Valentines day, do wankers celebrate Palm Sunday?

Just popped home, caught the plumber with his dick in the dog! Can't believe the police won't do anything!
They said the bastard was corgi registered

[DaiRees]

Just bought a racehorse called 'My Face'
It may not be any good but I can't wait to hear all the women in the crowd screaming 'come on .. .My Face'

I've bought that horses brother, he called "My Tits"


Something very familiar about all this

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Very good Cookies

Here's a few my Dad sent me

Two Irish couples decide to swap partners.
Afterwards Paddy said to Murphy that's the best f**k I've ever had, I wonder how the girls got on ?

Just popped home, caught the plumber with his dick in the dog! Can't believe the police won't do anything!
They said the bastard was corgi registered

Just found these and lmao. Made me smile after a hectic weekend.

Cheers again teamster.