DaiRees you owe me 44p and some Gaviscon

[Welly]

25 f*cking forks I bought because of you and there's one under the lid



And my stomach feels like it will explode

[DaiRees]

That's the wrong one man. That's the lightweight version.... £1.99?

[Welly]

Oo-err bollax

I'm not build like a brick shed like you Welsh dudes

5' 9" 11.5 stone and a light lunch thank you

[rapport25]

Welly that is the ladies size Us men go for the larger size 6ft and 15.5 stone all muscle well nerly all

[Welly]

Ok, I am the "Richard Hammond" of this club.

I'm comfortable with that though

[rapport25]

So, will we start calling you hamster from now have you had your teeth whitened then?

[Welly]

Are you allowed to show your Prawn on this web site?

[Welly]

Oh I don't mind, as long as you wash it first

[puggy]

TUT ! TUT ! TUT !!






walks away muttering .. am quickly losing grip on the perv of the year title

[DaiRees]

That's the wrong one man. That's the lightweight version.... £1.99?

Dai means these ones

Yeah, them's the ones, but I prefer the chicken & bacon one. Welly, if you go for it have the gaviscon on standby, it sits in your guts like a bag of cement

[Welly]

They won't sit in my guts - my digestive system doesn't like Prawns (or Onions) and blasts them from my bottom an make a big smell.