I opened the bonnet and it was gone!!

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I opened the bonnet and it was gone!!

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Tinkering with the 406 on Saturday [read: stealing the Phillips bulbs for the volvo] I noticed the floor underneath :shock: my undertray has vanished!!

Looking underneath all that remains are a couple of lonely tie-wraps :cry: :cry:

Thing is - where is it? :? I never heard a thing! do they literally break free and then do an impression of a high speed tea tray? :oops: I wouldn't want to have been following me at the time :shock:

Maybe there's a 406 undertray thief about?

It's a shame though, I quite liked my undertray, we've been together for 3 years :(
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There it was gone??? :shock:

Strange that you didn't hear or feel something... maybe it happened in the snow? :?
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Ah that's possible cos I had to go to Melton last week and there was a fair ridge of slushy snow in the centre of the road and I remember thinking that it was passing directly under the sump at the time so yes I suppose the snow ripped it off :(

Lucky though cos it's a fair lump that undertray and it could have taken out a fuel line on it's way out :shock:
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According to service pox mine never had one fitted,so slowly
your car is being brought down to my GLX level :twisted: :P :P :P
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Oh noes!!

Puggy - I'd better set too with me tools and remove the JBL amp+speakers, the 'folders', the Auto-Dimmer, the Levvers, the shag pile, then we'd be brothers ...........

:wink:

(PS. please don't tell the others the Volvo hasn't got heated seats :oops: )
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ooooohhh you know how to hurt welly :cry: :cry: :cry:

surprised the volvo has not got them thought they would have been standard :shock:
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Well whoever ordered it new didn't order the 'Winter Pack' :roll:

As with most cars now you start at the bottom and add 'Packs' to spec it up and add lots of ££££££ :roll:
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Welton wrote:Oh noes!!

Puggy - I'd better set too with me tools and remove the JBL amp+speakers, the 'folders', the Auto-Dimmer, the Levvers, the shag pile, then we'd be brothers ...........

:wink:
Just think Puggy, once you've fitted all that lot, yours will weigh the same as ours :twisted:
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Mine was lost somewhere along the line before I bought the car, I've just got the remnants of the screws left!
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dogslife wrote:
Welton wrote:Oh noes!!

Puggy - I'd better set too with me tools and remove the JBL amp+speakers, the 'folders', the Auto-Dimmer, the Levvers, the shag pile, then we'd be brothers ...........

:wink:
Just think Puggy, once you've fitted all that lot, yours will weigh the same as ours :twisted:
Which is why mine is like shite of a shovel :twisted: :P :P


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Why don't you buy mine as a donor? :cheesy:
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No thanks ,i woild rather sacrifice the few extra's for outright speed :twisted:

Just think Puggy, once you've fitted all that lot, yours will weigh the same as ours
Sorry doggy mine is already heavier than yours cos i am a right fat bastard !! :P :P :P
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I have the remnants of a tray in my garden from my uncles 406 if anyone wants it. My tray is well secured, its going nowhere. My last 406's one was gone when i bought it and when i went through any kind of puddle a load of steam came from the back and the check engine light came on. :roll:
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The upsetting thing is I wasn't the last person to 'fiddle' with it - my Garage were and I trusted that with the benefit of the car being up on ramps they'd have done a better job than me of bodging it back on :frown:
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I don't even trust garages to shut the bonnet properly after the incident that saw the tubby scrapped...
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