Need Some Advice...

[Bailes1992]

How big is a freshly born girraffe?

And would it fit in a car..

Like a 406 Estate?

Bailes.

[DaiRees]

Newborn giraffes are about 1.8 m (6 ft) tall. Within a few hours of being born, calves can run around and are indistinguishable from a week-old calf; however, for the first two weeks, they spend most of their time lying down, guarded by the mother.

What are you smoking?

Where can I get some?

[DiscoPol]

And this months "Most Surreal Post Award" goes to
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Bailes

[steve_earwig]

I hope you're barbecuing it 'cos there's no way that's going to fit in the oven

[omega]

How big is a freshly born girraffe?

And would it fit in a car..

Like a 406 Estate?

Bailes.

depeneds how big the mom and dad are

depeneds if its a d8 or d9 estate

[Doggy]

Had you figured on selling it to the midwife at Longleat?

depeneds if its a d8 or d9 estate

Know I'm gonna regret this, but why?

[Welly]

I'm afraid new-born Giraffe's don't like to travel in cars and get very restless.

When we transported one in a Mondeo estate it got very restless and was sick a little bit. We surmised it was down to the fact that it couldn't stand up, couldn't get its bearings, and therefore suffered travel sickness.

A new-born calf on the other hand..........

[Bailes1992]

I have to go pick something up and the guy told me it was the size of a new born girraffe

[steve_earwig]

That's a bit bluddy cryptic Is that his idea of how big a new-born giraffe is or does he actually have some hands-on experience that would put him in a position to be able to make such a comparison?

[Welly]

That's f*cking weird.......you wanna be on your guard when you turn up at his place

[mjb]

Of course a baby giraffe will fit in a 406 estate! An adult one will go in too - just need a wood chipper to "re-arrange" it a bit...

[puggy]

Dont know about baby giraffes , but i do know you can get a sheep in, well several
in fact and with space to roam about . In fact there is so much room the only way
to stop one moving about is to jam it firmly in the gap between the front seats .

[steve_earwig]

Facing forwards or backwards?

I'll just pop this here:

[DaiRees]

Dont know about baby giraffes , but i do know you can get a sheep in, well several
in fact and with space to roam about . In fact there is so much room the only way
to stop one moving about is to jam it firmly in the gap between the front seats .

Oh FFS Puggy!!

[Welly]

Dont know about baby giraffes , but i do know you can get a sheep in, well several
in fact and with space to roam about . In fact there is so much room the only way
to stop one moving about is to jam it firmly in the gap between the front seats .

Oh FFS Puggy!!

I thought he meant he was concerned for the safety of the sheep and didn't want it moving around when braking/cornering oh wait.....