washing machine,

[lozz]

The wife keeps breaking the washing machine so I've had to get rid of her.
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Washing machines live longer with cow gone.

[Doggy]

Mrs Doggy did not find that even remotely amusing.

.....I, on the other hand, am now getting 'the look'.

damn you Lozz! this is like trying not to laugh in church!

[lozz]

[FarmerPug]

good one lozz

i am amazed by how the wee adverts in the thread know were on about washing machines so we are offered a samsung eco bubble.
although hotpoint used to make very good stuff.

[lozz]

Lol, What adverts,

oh you Mean the Samshung one,

theyve got something built into the Forum, fecking spy bots,

never as out good to offer tho does it,
like er if you say the Word %$&?, it dosent shows anything entertaining like a page 3 bird or sumink,
Bastid spam thingy is no good ha,

Ah feck it iwill have to go find something More entertaining,
il watch my wedding video in reverse again perhaps,

[FarmerPug]

on the topic of washing machines there is a lot of cheap ones like our current zanuzzi which just walk around the house and leak water requiring someone to fix it all the time.

i think the best sort is a miele my aunt has one, full spin and you have no idea its on.

[lozz]

Yep, plenty of cheap washers,

were abit comon, as we have a Beko one, sometimes beko can set fire to its self tho , no good,
We have a big fire extinguser on stand by,

the fridge we had beko one set a blaze last year feking thing was only 14mths old,

but thats what you get for buying stuff thats built in hungary by a bunch of chimps lol,

[lozz]

"Now then Lets type in Beko and see what the forum spy bot comes up with ".


might get a picture of a datsun 100a

[FarmerPug]

beko beko beko beko
beko beko beko beko
beko beko beko beko
beko beko beko beko

if that doesnt get a mini ad for beko stuff then i dont know what will.

[lozz]

Ha,
its brought an add up for Washing machine Repairs,

Nooooo Dont die yet olde Beko,

im skint carnt aford another one yet,

Might have jinxed me self there,


Ah well if it breaks iwill have to send the Mrs to the Bag wash,
or the 2nd option, hand wash and ringing out mission on bath taps,

Acdo and wash board tackle

[steve_earwig]

beko beko beko beko
beko beko beko beko
beko beko beko beko
beko beko beko beko

if that doesnt get a mini ad for beko stuff then i dont know what will.

I got

Colombia Girls for Dating

[DiscoPol]

I too got the "Columbian girls for hire" ad, maybe its just us "european types" that get that Steve

[sirwiggum]

Some eco bubble:

[benczuk]

It pulls in the ads based on the post title. If you find them irritating on here (and the rest of the interwebs) switch to using firefox and install ad block plus. Hey presto no more ads

If someone clicks on the adds the host of the site receives a small kickback which many claim goes towards the cost of running the site, but if you never click on them anyway they aint gonna be losing anything. Its so much easier to read without flashing banners everywhere, plus it reduces your risk of infection as even the big ad servers have been known to serve up contaminated flash in the past.

[FarmerPug]

sometimes they can be useful, i remember the ratchet spanners thread got something initially related to tools.