Things you hate

[sirwiggum]

hahahha nice work Farmerpug

Coffee all over the keyboard now

HDi with the optional flux capacitor and time selection MFD

[rwb]

At least the traction engine get "engine anti-pollution system defective" and go into limp home mode.

Oh, and all of this

the human rights act, that gives more rights to criminals and less rights to law abiding citizens it seems, and
namby pamby left wing bleeding heart liberal human rights lawyers. blair only signed us up to it so his mrs could make a fortune

except all left wing bleeding heart liberals, not just lawyers.

[rwb]

HDi with the optional flux capacitor and time selection MFD

Flux capacitor system defective.

[steve_earwig]

pollution system effective

That's a fantastic bit of shopping there FP

Oh, and all of this

kevtherev wrote:the human rights act, that gives more rights to criminals and less rights to law abiding citizens it seems, and
namby pamby left wing bleeding heart liberal human rights lawyers. blair only signed us up to it so his mrs could make a fortune



except all left wing bleeding heart liberals, not just lawyers.

seems like these days an honest, hard working chap hasn't got a hope and you've got to lie, cheat and steal to get anywhere. If you're no good at it you'll end up in jug but if you are you could be a lawyer and if you really can cheat, steal and lie your tits off without batting an eye lid it's a career in politics for you!

[Doggy]

Brilliant work there Farmer.

[FarmerPug]

Brilliant work there Farmer.

thanks, its the moment the dogmobile overtook the traction engine, but then got caught on the image capturing device (1920s speed camera) for speeds in excess of 10mph. They tried to issue a fine of 4 shillings but couldnt catch up.

back to dislikes
too many people standing round an atm machine
and hoodies.

[DiscoPol]

Brilliant work there Farmer.

+1

its the moment the dogmobile overtook the traction engine, but then got caught on the image capturing device (1920s speed camera) for speeds in excess of 10mph

Nice bit of evidence for the courts there FP, I hope he was also charged with not having a man with a flag walking before him too.
Reckless Doggy!!

[Doggy]

its the moment the dogmobile overtook the traction engine, but then got caught on the image capturing device (1920s speed camera) for speeds in excess of 10mph

This allegation is manifestly false - the Dogmobile is clearly on the LEFT of the traction engine, where it cannot be OVER taking. I put it to you that the traction engine is clearly the vehicle being recklessly conducted at enormous speed so as to initiate the photographic apparatus mentioned above.

Look, Sirs, to the tractor drivers among you, for in their ranks you will surely find the true offender.

[steve_earwig]

Which reminds me:

Tractor n. - a mechanical device for spreading the content of fields onto roads. See flamethrower.

[plod]

The other says
Da Plodster posted on your Wall.
"WOW I cant believe that you can see who is viewing your profile!I just saw my 98 profile visitors and I am SHOCKED from who is viewing my profile!You can also see WHO VIEWED YOUR PROFILE.
Sorry Plod mate but either a) you were drunk b) you've gone mad c) Facebook is not immune to viruses d) viruses also include crappy pointless "applications" that spam people in your friends list.

Also I couldn't give a monkey's who's looking at my profile *wonders how many people he'd upset if he posted an image from his MRIs on there*

a) unfortunately not
b) quite possibly


c) definately - was one earlier saying i'd clicked on the link 3 hours earlier and hadn't even been on

[lozz]

Ive tried out that Failbook thing,

carnt see whats so good about it, so ideactivated my account, (it wont let you delete it )
all my older kids go on Failbook every day and iask them what is the point of it, all iget is Err its mint dad
or the new word its Sick dad,

whats the world coming too,

[steve_earwig]

Apparently you can delete your account but it's a very involved process (I dun an googled it)

Facebook - the best way of keeping in touch since the Black Death.

Ooh, speaking of viruses, has anyone else noticed how much crap Google sticks into your pc if you use any of their programs?

[FarmerPug]

Apparently you can delete your account but it's a very involved process (I dun an googled it)

Facebook - the best way of keeping in touch since the Black Death.

Ooh, speaking of viruses, has anyone else noticed how much crap Google sticks into your pc if you use any of their programs?

Not on the mac, but they did on my old dell slowed it down like mad, but google chrome seems to be faster than Internet explorer.

One thing about Facetube what is the point in the poking thing, or liking stuff i made the mistake of commenting on a picture of my cousins car, now i get emails to tell me someone liked my comment, or someone else commented on my comment, and that someone liked that comment commenting on my comment. AAAHHHH i hate liking stuff

[lozz]

The reason why ideleted the failbook is,
its like a spyware programe it ataches its self to other stuff like msn, and goes thru all your contacts,
so where you start off with alist of a few friends, you end up with all there mates, and other relations, on your account,
theres not much privacy in it,


well anyways why have failbook when you can have a perfectly good Moan on here

[FarmerPug]

is that what it is, that bastiding sh*t is always trying to download itself into my computer so it can find you more friends, when actually it wants all my contacts.

They all want too much information.