Does FarmerPug....

[iangt4]

I love the way I make this post and nobody questions my sanity.

PMSL !!! You made me feel all "Normal" again.....

Believe me my statement was clearly questioning your sanity mate

[FarmerPug]

this is a strange topic, but i like the idea of google maps holidays, what are you driving when you go about the place?

[rwb]

...there is indeed an industrial fridge on the farm and yes a car fits into it but ive never put the 406 in there

Then how do you know it fits into the fridge?

[FarmerPug]

a fiat panda will fit

[DiscoPol]

a fiat panda will fit

with a body in the boot?

i believe a standard garden shredder and a big freezer is all you need to reduce a body to easily distributable pieces, then dump it over the side of any ferry or pleasure vessel and bobs your mothers brother,*ahem so i have been told

[steve_earwig]

So what, you need to freeze the body first or it'll clog up the shredder? Just out of morbid curiosity you understand

Lots of pigs 'round here...

[FarmerPug]

i can also confirm the fridge allows a toyota 2.5 tonne forklift in with some movement but generally it can hold up to 12 pallets of mushrooms

[DiscoPol]

So what, you need to freeze the body first or it'll clog up the shredder? Just out of morbid curiosity you understand

Lots of pigs 'round here...

so i have been reliable informed
i was told 7 days in a domestic freezer isnt enough as it leaves a sticky core but in a big industrial jobbie at minus 30ish or so i think you can get away with about 3 or 4 days, thus reducing the chances of clogging.

[FarmerPug]

our freezer only chills the mushrooms too cold and they are ruined, but ive stood in one of the proper industrial freezers at work, i think -20 it was bloody freezing. The it would have been possible to park my car there but i havent done that either.