School fines,

[scotty73]

Yeah thats true that,
Mobile phones have took over, made people lazy,
icarnt find mine,ithink its under the big pile of dirty plates in the kitchen,


only joking,

[DaiRees]

Hang on, the rule in my kids' school is that you have to keep them away for 48 hrs after any sickness or diarrhoea (to prevent tummy bugs etc. from spreading), so if a kid is sick in school they won't allow them back for 2 clear days. I wonder whether you'd need to give official notification of absence even though the school rules say they have to stay away......

[Welly]

I wish some of the Mum's at our local school turned up in their PJ's - I'd be up there like a rat up a drain pipe

Unfortunately, being a respectable village community (read: Nosy, stuffy, gossipy got nothing better to do'ers) they dress in multiple layers of clothing with barely a square inch of flesh showing pity because one I've seen has got the biggest pair of bazonkers........keep me occupied all morning

I still hold the Crown though; after the sports day in 2009 when Emily's mum fell over right in front of me during the 'parents egg and spoon race' and flashed her snatch right at me .............I can still see it now .........oh, excuse me a minute.........

[scotty73]

I wish some of the Mum's at our local school turned up in their PJ's - I'd be up there like a rat up a drain pipe

Unfortunately, being a respectable village community (read: Nosy, stuffy, gossipy got nothing better to do'ers) they dress in multiple layers of clothing with barely a square inch of flesh showing pity because one I've seen has got the biggest pair of bazonkers........keep me occupied all morning

I still hold the Crown though; after the sports day in 2009 when Emily's mum fell over right in front of me during the 'parents egg and spoon race' and flashed her snatch right at me .............I can still see it now .........oh, excuse me a minute.........

Is that what got you into vulvas? err i mean volvo's ... I really dont think thats a torch your holding mate ant comments like that are no good without photographic proof!!!!!

[highlander]

I think Welly is competing with Puggy for the title of "Official 406oc Perv", a disgraceful and shameful display of moral bankruptcy. It's awesome Carry on

[lozz]

[quote="Welly"]I wish some of the Mum's at our local school turned up in their PJ's - I'd be up there like a rat up a drain pipe

Not these ones idont think you wouidnt,

they defo need to have a bag over there heads

[scotty73]

I wish some of the Mum's at our local school turned up in their PJ's - I'd be up there like a rat up a drain pipe

Not these ones idont think you wouidnt,

So you were in the school yard at half mast? dirty man....










Get in!!!

[robb]

Should have let him stay at school and spew everywhere . I have been called twice to pick my Granddaughter up from School due to sickness and my Daughter hasnt had any comeback,maybe the local council are a tad keen on truancy

[rapport25]

I wish some of the Mum's at our local school turned up in their PJ's - I'd be up there like a rat up a drain pipe

Unfortunately, being a respectable village community (read: Nosy, stuffy, gossipy got nothing better to do'ers) they dress in multiple layers of clothing with barely a square inch of flesh showing pity because one I've seen has got the biggest pair of bazonkers........keep me occupied all morning

I still hold the Crown though; after the sports day in 2009 when Emily's mum fell over right in front of me during the 'parents egg and spoon race' and flashed her snatch right at me .............I can still see it now .........oh, excuse me a minute.........

Nice

must make note in diary sports day 2012. Seen a rather attractive lady on Wednesday in the local Tesco express soaking wet in a white blouse. had a very nice top pair with pointy nips

[sirwiggum]

I mind the day I went into school hungover and ended up boking in the bin. The sent me home.
First time I was drunk that. First of many.

[Welly]

I mind the day I went into school hungover and ended up boking in the bin

Let's focus on the positives here; you made the effort to go to school that day! surely that deserves some credit

[lozz]

Igot thrown out of school permantly at 14yr old, not my fault
iwas ill in bed at home, suffering after swimming in alake in middle of winter, someone came round from school to see my mum
irember hearing the bang from the frying pan, she was a violent woman mind!

got aletter from the school not long after dont come back id dont nothing wrong

[Doggy]

I think Welly is competing with Puggy for the title of "Official 406oc Perv", a disgraceful and shameful display of moral bankruptcy. It's awesome Carry on

Disgraceful!

(where's the best bits, Graeme)?

[highlander]

where's the best bits, Graeme

Sauce!

[lozz]

ive just seen this, reads weird at first




Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?

Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally???
Ever wondered why?







It's because she smells like a new car!