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iget alot of Texts from these companys,

Your loan of 3k as been Aproved please ring us to take advantage of this offer,

ive not even applied for one in the First place, :?
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sirwiggum wrote: APR 1435% Applies
That's quite cheap. Aren't they usually about 2300% APR?

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rwb wrote:
sirwiggum wrote: APR 1435% Applies
That's quite cheap. Aren't they usually about 2300% APR?
Depends which loan shark you use, but I've seen ones of about 1400% up through the 2300% you mentioned and I could swear I saw one at 3500% at one point :shock:

Preying on those who need the cash, they're as bad as those never-never big TV tick people, brighthouse or something.
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sirwiggum wrote:they're as bad as those never-never big TV tick people
You mean the license tax?
sirwiggum wrote:brighthouse or something
them and all.

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Here's one that pisses me off:

UPVC Windows: "buy the downstairs windows and we'll GIVE you the upstairs ones for FREE"

Who the fuckety f*ck would GIVE you anything at no cost :roll:

I've been in the service industry for 24 years and at NO point has anyone been given anything under the pretense that it's free, it can't happen, the customer is paying for it end of.

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[quote="Welly"]Here's one that pisses me off:

UPVC Windows: "buy the downstairs windows and we'll GIVE you the upstairs ones for FREE"

Whats in the small print,

Sorry we only fit windows in Bungalows :P
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Welly wrote:Here's one that pisses me off:

UPVC Windows: "buy the downstairs windows and we'll GIVE you the upstairs ones for FREE"

Who the fuckety f*ck would GIVE you anything at no cost :roll:

I've been in the service industry for 24 years and at NO point has anyone been given anything under the pretense that it's free, it can't happen, the customer is paying for it end of.

Was in a Carpet Shop once and the sale operative said "the underlay's free"...........I walked out.
You buy one you get one free, I SAY YOU BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE!!!!... Fook right off even things you get interest free for blah blah years have interest already on the initial price... load of ballcocks. :roll:
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I actually know an actual person who got suckered into a 'minimum' Part Exchange con. They were so excited to be offered £1,200.00 for a scabby old shitter worth no more than a can of Coke.

Needless to say the 'Financial Package' on the new motor more than took care of their seemingly generous deal :roll:
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They know these adverts piss people off, the go compare guy has just been on ITV with a person sat in a chair squeezing a banana in frustration.

It's sirwiggum isn't it? :lol: :lol:
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Son of a mongoose. :lol: :lol:
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Not realy an add but perhaps a warning :frown:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o2JT9N5Un0

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scotty73 wrote:They know these adverts piss people off, the go compare guy has just been on ITV with a person sat in a chair squeezing a banana in frustration.

It's sirwiggum isn't it? :lol: :lol:
That wasn't a banana.

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sirwiggum wrote:
scotty73 wrote:They know these adverts piss people off, the go compare guy has just been on ITV with a person sat in a chair squeezing a banana in frustration.

It's sirwiggum isn't it? :lol: :lol:
That wasn't a banana.

:shock:
So now you have a squished cock? and all because of adverts. :oops:
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