Run over my sisters foot...

[Bailes1992]

Sister was on her way down the caravan. For some weird reason I was convinced she had gotten in the car, when infact she was putting her bags on the back seat. I drove forward and the back wheel run over her right foot

Even better was the form she had to go take to the X-Ray department. The doctor had wrote "Reason for X-Ray - Brother run over Sisters right foot in Fathers brand new BMW"

But shes fine, not that she had any sympathy off me mind

[lozz]

Not alot to say realy other than,

it couid of been alot worse,

[Pilch]

Id be sucking up mate!

At least as lozz said its not as bad as it could be....

Just hope she doesnt have a cast to kick you up the arse with!

[steve_earwig]

Something like the time I went with the wife to pick up her father's first wife from Zagreb airport, she's somewhere near 90 (the father's first wife, not mine). I pulled the car out of the space to give her room to get in and, while my wife was helping her into the car, I was sitting in the driver's seat ready to get out the way. Same thing with the bag, I assumed that it was the old dear sitting down, then the wife got in and slammed the door so I pulled away... The poor old dear had one foot in the car and was hopping along trying to keep up with the other It was only for a few feet but I still feel bad about it.

Tell your sister not to worry: she's got another one

[Doggy]

Ah! That's why beemers have stupidly wide tyres.

....and I thought it was just posing, hadn't considered the H+S aspect.

[jasper5]

Reminds me of last week....

I went to pick up a Fiat 500 to do a service on it, knocked on the door waited a bit then heard a loud crash....the woman opened the door crying her eyes out, she had fallen down the stairs coming to the door and broken her ankle

I had to get her daughter to take her to hospital....didn't get to do the service


I hope everyone is alright.

[scotty73]

I hope everyone is alright.

He's clearly not seeing as he gave no sympathy to his poor sister having ran her over, shame on you Sam i'd be watching my back if i were you... Women never forget.

[highlander]

Sam i'd be watching my back if i were you... Women never forget.

Women are like cats in that respect - they do remember what you did to them (even if they don't always understand why you did it or what your intentions were), they do hold a grudge, and they will exact their revenge when you least expect it!

Our last cat was a Persian; a breed characterised by the flat nose, long fine fur, and (generally) sweet temperament. They need brushed daily or the fur goes horribly matted, especially when they like to sleep in flower beds when its sunny (silly bugger). Whenever he'd get brushed, he'd let you brush his head, his back, his sides, and his tail, but by God he'd growl and snarl at you if you went near his belly or his "undercarriage" (not that I'd blame him). Afterwards, he'd go sit in a corner and bathe himself furiously, and you could just tell he was hatching a plan for revenge. These plans would vary considerably, but by far the best-executed and most successful was this:

He'd sneak behind the floor-length curtains in the living room, just by the door, and just sit there, out of sight, waiting for someone to walk past - then he'd go for their ankles while they weren't looking. A real-life "stealth kill". We knew this was revenge because he would ONLY ever do this within a few hours of you doing something to him that pissed him off.

Women may hatch more devious, cunning, and altogether evil methods of revenge than cats can. You have been warned!

[lozz]

I 'think everyones done silly things,
But when it comes to cars and people, (silly dosent mix, )



In allhonesty if it was Me id be apologetic even if it did involve making them cups of tea being a slave for a few days,

She still has the option to take you to the Cleaners as per compensation, ithink youve got off lightly

[steve_earwig]

Watch your ankles Sam

[Bailes1992]

She was laughing too, the only reason we went down the hospital is cause my Mum made us

[Doggy]

I think your dad may have helped.

[Bailes1992]

Tyres are wider on my Mondeo! BMW is 225/50.R17 Mondeo is 235/45.R17! Even worse the mondeo has a load rating of 97 and a speed rating of W. That means even the cheapest decent brand tyres are well over £100! Two Goodyear Efficientgrips I bought last week were £240!

[Bailes1992]

She still has the option to take you to the Cleaners as per compensation, ithink youve got off lightly

Don't know what sort of family you have? Gave my sister a packet of sweets in A&E and she was fine

[Busman]

Was she hopping mad?