Happy Birrrrrthdayyy tooooo meeeeeee

[lozz]

For my birthday this year igot the same as igot last year and the year before,
igot feck all,

iwas a expecting a surprise 40th birthday party or summink but that didnt happen,


So ithink you did alright there Welly, you got alot more than idid

[DaiRees]

For my birthday this year igot the same as igot last year and the year before,
igot feck all,

iwas a expecting a surprise 40th birthday party or summink but that didnt happen,


So ithink you did alright there Welly, you got alot more than idid

So are we all about the same age then??

[lozz]

For my birthday this year igot the same as igot last year and the year before,
igot feck all,

iwas a expecting a surprise 40th birthday party or summink but that didnt happen,


So ithink you did alright there Welly, you got alot more than idid

So are we all about the same age then??

idunno mate,

[steve_earwig]

I was born in the year of our lard nineteen hundred and sixty five so this is my 47th summer. I'm so old I keep forgetting just how old and have to work it out

For my last birthday I got no cards and no pressies, which was exactly what I asked for. I can't drink alcohol and I can't eat cakes either, this was my last birthday cake in 2009:


Ain't I a misery?

Oooh, it'll be my dad's 80th next year, we really should organise something (more than a jam doughnut anyway...)

[lozz]

nice cake that,

[scotty73]

Peugeot 406, for the under 40's.... For everything else theres Volvo!!

[steve_earwig]

Does this mean I need to start looking at XCs? Most of them seem to be car bodies on stilts which isn't going to be good for the ol' spine

[lozz]

Just Buy a Renault,

its a perfect excuse for the grey hair /stress related

[DaiRees]

Peugeot 406, for the under 40's.... For everything else theres Volvo!!

Oh crap, have I got to give it back until October then?? Nooooo, don't take it off me, it's lovely!!!

[steve_earwig]

Just Buy a Renault,

its a perfect excuse for the grey hair /stress related

What, they give you more stress and grey hair?

Just looking at XC90s on Honest John, oh dear me

[scotty73]

Peugeot 406, for the under 40's.... For everything else theres Volvo!!

Oh crap, have I got to give it back until October then?? Nooooo, don't take it off me, it's lovely!!!

You've just bought one in preperation thats all ... Wheres the pics of said new motor anyway?

[lozz]

Sorry but what is a XC90?

[scotty73]

Sorry but what is a XC90?

It's a vulva!! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLVO-XC90-D5 ... 19d3668231

[lozz]

it looks alright, but iwouidnt buy another 4x4 idont think,
& if so id most probs Grab a Kia sorrento,

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-03-Kia-S ... 5894949059

[lozz]

just seen this on another forum,


We were born before television, before penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, xerox, plastic, contact lens, videos, Frisbees and the pill. We were before radar, credit cards, split atoms, laser beams and ball point pens. Before dishwashers, tumble driers, electric blankets, air conditioners, drip dry clothes and before man walked on the moon.

We got married first and then lived together (how quaint can you be?). We thought 'fast food' was what you ate in Lent, a 'big Mac' was an oversized raincoat and 'crumpet' we had for tea. We existed before house husbands, computer dating, dual careers and when a 'meaningful relationship' meant getting along with cousins and 'sheltered accommodation' was where you waited for a bus.

We were before day care centres, group homes and disposable nappies. We never heard of FM radio, tape decks, electric typewriters, artificial hearts, word processors, yoghurt and young men wearing earrings. For us 'time sharing' meant togetherness, a 'chip' was a piece of wood or fried potato, 'hardware' meant nuts and bolts and 'software' wasn't a word.

Before 1940 'Made in Japan' meant junk, the term 'making out' referred to how you did in your exams, 'stud' was something that fastened a collar to a shirt and 'going all the way' meant staying on a double decker to the bus depot. Pizzas, McDonald's and instant coffee were unheard of. In our day, cigarette smoking was 'fashionable', 'grass' was mown, 'coke' was kept in the coal house, a 'joint' was a piece of meat you had on Sundays and 'pot' was something you cooked in. 'Rock music' was a grandmothers lullaby, 'Eldarado' was an ice cream, a 'gay person' was the life and soul of the party and nothing more, while 'aids' just meant beauty treatment or help for someone in trouble.

We who were born before 1940 must be a hardy bunch when you think of the way in which the world has changed and the adjustments we have had to make. No wonder we are so confused and there is a generation gap today...BUT

By the grace of God.........we have survived, Alleluia!!!!