Women drivers

[Captain Jack]

I think this is a olympic winner in driving class:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI2a1TTSgpQ

Oh my................... No man in the world would be this bad.

[Ares]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6JMUx9aK4Y

2:33 poor little pug 309 got scratched
those were cars.

[gumby6371]

I'm pretty sure you have to know where the fluids go now, how to check tyre pressures etc...

I do wonder what happens if you rock up for your driving test in daddies new car with auto parking, run flat tyres, auto handbrake...lights...wipers etc...

100% agree you should change a wheel on a driving test, a read somewhere that in Japan part of the bike test is to lie it down and then pick it back up again. Maybe you could have tests based on vehicle size, pass in a clio then buy a range rover and you need another test.
Always amazed me some of the trucks you can drive on a normal car license!!

[Ares]

Well,this topic just exploded,we are at page 3 and going fast

[steve_earwig]

And?

auto handbrake

I don't think you can take a test in one of those anyway. No sure about the auto parking, probably not though.

[Ares]

Nothing,just counting how fast we are going when this delicate matter is in question

[Welly]

Speaking of Auto handbrakes; was talking to a Client of ours last week who's bought himself a shiney new Audi Q3 a few weeks ago 62? reg anyway.......

"How you getting on with it?" I asked politely.........

"Don't talk to me about that bloody thing" he said.........its been in the Dealers for over a week now because the electronic handbrake has failed

[steve_earwig]

Nothing,just counting how fast we are going when this delicate matter is in question

Don't worry, we're already well off topic and headed in a completely different direction

[Doggy]

Heading vaguely back on track.....

Women drivers?

- one subject or two?
- contradiction in terms?
- mythical creature?

- ask your other halves and we can compare injuries tomorrow.

[lozz]

ive already had aslap when my mrs read this thread

nosey cow she is,

[lozz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI1GZfJ-A0E

Fail,

[lozz]

this one wouid make a good avatar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5eJoT27mPo

[steve_earwig]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI1GZfJ-A0E

Fail,

It's an advert for runflat tyres, they have them on the later RAVs (the ones without the spare on the back door) and they're a right pain in the 'arris, judging by the amount of problems on the forum.

That one would make a good avatar but only if it was real...

Btw I was tooling around all the women driver vids on youpube earlier to see if there was anything new. Not much but I'm still amazed at that old bat that manages to roll a Škoda on its roof at walking pace If there's anyone that's been living under a rock for a few years it's this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QeKw9uivw8 - Note the way she snatches her handbag off the guy, she's just f*cked the car up but so long as she's got her handbag

[lozz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QigzPnEz9E

[scotty73]

Well I'm on a death wish today these women aren't just stupid drivers (not all of you) but some of the other stuff baffles me, This just popped up on fb from my sis in law.

has had a eureka moment and found the missing charms which were causing me so much stress yesterday! All is well in my world again

to which i replied.

Scott James wrote.
What is it with you dizzy women putting things down and forgetting where you put them? if i put my glasses and keys down i know exactly where they are the next morning.... If Carla puts hers down it's bedlam here and the army has to be called in to find them... You're a bit f*cking daft you lot aren't you?

And not just one sis in law is involved in this convo so I'm about to get a verbal ass kicking i recon.