Women drivers

[Welly]

Sounds like our house, if she loses something we ALL get involved

My missus also tutts and huffs when struggling with something insignificant, I'd say something like "if you were alone right now would you still tutt and moan like that? or is it for my benefit?" instead of stopping and saying "I'm struggling with this, could you help please" you get this 'inference' that something's not quite right and begin wondering if it's something you should assist with

[scotty73]

Oh fuckinghell that's exactly what she's like .... Oh ffs woman do things without whinging doesn't seem to help the situation either.

My wife's name was in that quote because i tagged her in it and she just replied.

Carla James I usually know where things are. Its only occasionally i lose things and its always when I'm in a rush lol

Me.

Scott James That's priceless, oh and complete bollocks.

Oh and nice to see you didn't miss place your phone today.

She'll be home at 1pm so if you don't hear from me by 2.05pm someone call an ambulance.

[Welly]

Do you think it's the right time today to ask if you can squeeze her tits for her health benefit?

[scotty73]

Do you think it's the right time today to ask if you can squeeze her tits for her health benefit?

Not when the mother in law turns up un expected .... Here's another woman fault..

You don't like dogs.
I have a dog and a very excitable one at that.

So why turn up knowing full well he's going to jump all over you? you have a mobile phone in your pocket phone ahead or knock the fecking door so i can put him out the garden instead of walking straight in.

Thing is she could have caught me wanking aswell.

[steve_earwig]

You only wanted her to ring ahead so you could set the video camera up

Did you try to interest your mother-in.law in the breast squeezing then?

[scotty73]

You only wanted her to ring ahead so you could set the video camera up

Did you try to interest your mother-in.law in the breast squeezing then?

That thought ranks up there almost as high as my nans boyfriend telling me 4 years ago about buying viagra in Benidorm..... Cheers for that Steve.

[Welly]

You only wanted her to ring ahead so you could set the video camera up

Did you try to interest your mother-in.law in the breast squeezing then?

That thought ranks up there almost as high as my nans boyfriend telling me 4 years ago about buying viagra in Benidorm..... Cheers for that Steve.

*shudders*

[Ares]

Yesterday i had to go pick up my girl,had to move car from a perfect parking spot and upon returning i was driving behind some tiny corsa,the time that corsa spent turning left where you can turn boing 747 with ease is incredible,ofcourse,i look up who is driving and guess....yes...a woman
It was that i-dont-know-if-i-remain-driving-in-this-speed-or-change-to-lower style driving joined with lets-check-all-corners-58-times.

[rwb]

Diligently following the rules but without understanding what is actually happening.

I was behind a woman in a white van this morning on the way to work. It would brake hard when the speed limit went down, go down to about 5 below the limit then creep back up to the limit. Then when the limit went up would accelerate hard -- so of course I can't keep up let alone overtake.

It's a stupid way to drive, but it's following the rules.

For comparison, if I enter the 30 still doing 50 then use the hill to slow me down then apparently I'm an evil criminal.

[Welly]

That type of driving infuriates me (see I do get cross with other drivers sometimes) old people tend to do that, they see the speed sign as an absolute instruction whereas I would raise my speed to be doing 50 as I go past the 50 sign (not strictly correct but I've never had a problem).

I was following someone doing your Van example a few weeks ago, my missus didn't really notice, but it was the same - 30 in a 30, 50 in a 50 etc and I suddenly exclaimed "you boring bastard" much to my missus surprise no not you dear this twat in front

[Doggy]

We've got this sitaution covered, (much like my earlier comments about giving them a really w-i-d-e berth) - I make mildly impatient comments, then Mrs Doggy gets wound up, "If he/she goes nny slower they'll be going backwards" and the like.

If she reaches for the grab handle, I'm supposed to overtake, apparently.

[Welly]

My favourite's are the ones who accelerate as hard as possible out of a restriction (lets take a Golf Diesel for an example) and using the clouds of black smoke as a cue here I whip past them during the whole process

[Ares]

If she reaches for the grab handle, I'm supposed to overtake, apparently. [/quote]

haha so true,my do the same thing.

My favourite's are the ones who accelerate as hard as possible out of a restriction (lets take a Golf Diesel for an example) and using the clouds of black smoke as a cue here I whip past them during the whole process

so familliar,black cloud,fast&furious

I know im offtoping again but dont you love those guys who accelerate at straight line really fast,and at first curve they step on brake and crawl until they reach again straight line

[scotty73]

Took a drive to a garden center today to get some fish for my tank, pulls up to a roundabout in far right lane and there was this woman in the next lane and i don't know wtf it was but i was weary of her so i watched her closely as we went side by side around said roundabout and sure enough she was going the same way as me so to avoid her hitting me i wellied it off the roundabout... There were other drivers beeping like hell at her but she wern't hindering them stupid bloody woman.

Ahh and suddenly the world balances itself out, on way home over in Merthyr i was coming off another roundabout and this stupid old guy in an old astra estate decides there's nothing coming from his right... ermm there was a f*cking big 406 with a roof box on it of course you saw me Luckily for me there's two lanes coming off this roundabout and i had to swerve and boot it to avoid another collision or stop in the middle of a roundabout to let the doddering old fuckwit go.

Oh and i got to the Asda roundabout i was going right he was going to Asda but he was in the same lane as me.

So change this thread to women and old men

[Ares]

So change this thread to women and old men [/quote]

Agree,old Ramzes pharaons should join this magnificant topic