Introducing the Vauxhall "Adam"

Post by **Welly** » Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:12 pm

I has no idea about these cars until yesterday, I can't help thinking it's a mistake to give a car an actual name? what's next the Peugeot 'Pete' or the Ford 'Bob'

Looks to me like a looky-likey of a Shitroen DS3 and a Fiat 500?

Post by **steve_earwig** » Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:42 pm

It's Adam as in Adam Opel, innit? Wot, are you fick or summink?

Looks nothing like him, no beard see?

Up next:
Ford Henry (sounds like a vacuum cleaner)
Peugeot Armand (almond?)
Citroen umm André-Gustave (thanks Wiki)
Volkswagen Adolf...

Captain Jack · Post by **Captain Jack** » Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:44 pm

There are far too many types of cars these days. SUVs, MPVs, whatever-else-Vs.

What was wrong with just a simple saloon and an estate? I despise medium-sized hatchbacks (Focus, Golf etc.) even though they've been around for a while and those good-for-nothing X1s and Q3s that the German companies seem to be pumping out. They clearly found an idiots' market.

4x4's turned from being a farm-yard tool to a bling toy to show the world that you have a small penis...and a car that doesn't work off-road/on a farm.

I love the super-minis though, like Fiat 500 or an Aygo. Perfect for large cities if you live there.

And this... thing. What is it? A cross of a cross of a cross?

And breathe...

Ares · Post by **Ares** » Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:44 pm

Yes,its wrong to give it a name,the name must be given by driver,not by factory

i really dont like this small,so called city urban street rambo jungle warrior or something,i like my cars to be long,so i can have problems with parking.

But yea,adam,thats hillarious,couldnt they come up with some latin nameof star or something similar,but adam haha

Post by **steve_earwig** » Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:46 pm

Captain Jack wrote:4x4's turned from being a farm-yard tool to a bling toy to show the world that you have a small penis...and a car that doesn't work off-road/on a farm.

It's a lie!!!

I wonder if Volkswagen drivers think.... "1st, 2nd, 3rd... REICH! INVADE POLAND!!!". Just me huh?

lozz · Post by **lozz** » Tue Mar 05, 2013 3:30 pm

The wheels are ok
the rest of it looks abit err dont know how to say it realy

It looks wrong anyway its abit YMCA

ihope you havent bought it if so send that right back quickly

rwb · Post by **rwb** » Tue Mar 05, 2013 3:37 pm

steve_earwig wrote:It's Adam as in Adam Opel, innit?

So can we be expecting the Sophia, Carl, Wilhelm, Heinrich, Friedrich, and Ludwig in due course?

Hmm, the 'Vauxhall Wilhelm'

steve_earwig wrote:Wot, are you fick or summink?

Yes, but not thick enough to buy a Vauxhall Adam or a 1 series or a Nissan Puke or...

Captain Jack wrote:There are far too many types of cars these days. SUVs, MPVs, whatever-else-Vs. ... bling toy to show the world that you have a small penis

SPV?

Captain Jack wrote:I love the super-minis though, like Fiat 500 or an Aygo. Perfect for large cities if you live there.

True: there is an actual purpose to their smallness and it is genuinely useful in their intended habitat.

Ares wrote:Yes,its wrong to give it a name,the name must be given by driver,not by factory

I've never named my cars, although in my current 406 the sat nav lady is called Gladys

rwb · Post by **rwb** » Tue Mar 05, 2013 3:37 pm

Wikipedia wrote:In 1870 he introduced a new machine named the "Sophia" after his new wife.

scotty73 · Post by **scotty73** » Tue Mar 05, 2013 3:49 pm

I'm claiming the Peugeot 406 biggusdickus for my car then.

Post by **steve_earwig** » Tue Mar 05, 2013 4:26 pm

rwb wrote:
Wikipedia wrote:In 1870 he introduced a new machine named the "Sophia" after his new wife.

Benz had a daughter called Mercedes...

I have lots of names for the Toyota

Post by **DaiRees** » Tue Mar 05, 2013 4:34 pm

There was a Mercedes in my class at school, her sister was called Farina. They were both gawjuss

The Adam is gopping!

leestudd30 · Post by **leestudd30** » Tue Mar 05, 2013 4:58 pm

Had one in the showroom here a few weeks back. Looks ok, main gimmick is choice of colours and trims inside and out, apparently you can specify roof lining that lights up like the night sky lol. Doesn't appeal to me, only 2 seats in the back and a tiny boot and there is no diesel option either.

Post by **Welly** » Tue Mar 05, 2013 5:03 pm

steve_earwig wrote:I have lots of names for the Toyota

I don't think it'd catch on mate; the Toyota "f*cking Thing" or the Toyota "What Now" just doesn't attract potential buyers

Thing is here, we all take the micky but you can bet this 'ere Adam will fly out the showrooms and will become the must-have for every trendy female (courtesy of Mum & Dad no doubt) I suppose the sporty ones will attract Lads but I'm getting a distinct 'girly' thing with the car - like the Bini's and 500's out there

lozz · Post by **lozz** » Tue Mar 05, 2013 5:10 pm

Theyve more than likely made it to replace something,
corsa perhaps .

Welly if you like it buy one,

no one will laugh on here honest

Post by **Welly** » Tue Mar 05, 2013 5:14 pm

lozz wrote:no one will laugh on here honest

Well, no more than the piss-taking I got for the Volvo

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