Here's the story; in the morning Welly got up nice and early ready to arrive for my pre-booked apoinkment at 09:00am Sat.
The rimz were shitty so I cleans them for the tyre-mounting operative.
I study the tyres (remembering the front end mounted tyres suffered 1.5mm more wearage than the rears) and decided to keep the fronts up front with 5.0mm fred and the rears can stay where they were wearing 6.5mm of freds.
With my trusty yellow crayon (as seen in any halfords bicycle tyre fixoring kit) I carefully marked a prominent 'F' on the two lesser tyres and next to the 'OUTSIDE' letterage what the tyre mounting person would be looking for.
Banged the tyres in the Boot and/or the back seat.
At the 'reception' I explained to the chap that I'd marked TWO of the tyres with an 'F' and would he mind awfully if he conveyed this data to the fitment operator (to save any awkward social communication later).

*sips at Coffee

*flicks through Fleet NewsTM and other motoring drivel

It's ready Sir!
Great stuff, what do I owe you?
£40 english pounds.
Chip 'n' pin do you?
Certainly, oh and here's you Invoice thank you very much, good bye Sir and mind how you go.

*Approaches renewly-shod Volvo
*looks at tyre walls.
Now, can anyone hazard a guess as to which tyres ended up on the back end?? yep the ones marked 'F'

Sorted eventually with lots of blaming one another (I even got partially blamed for not marking them 'clearly enough'
