Pity me google ads

neildavies · Post by **neildavies** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:23 pm

My penis is extremely small and inadequite. I suffer from premamture ejaculation and I can't seem to find any source of Viagra.

As a result, my sex life is suffering.

Lets see what the google ads come up with now......

neildavies · Post by **neildavies** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:28 pm

Pump prices.... Not quite what I wanted, but any port in a storm!!

So do I click on the link to find out where to buy a pump!

Post by **DaiRees** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:30 pm

Hmm, there was nothing in the ads about small penis problems, or premature ejaculation, or even impotence

neildavies · Post by **neildavies** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:40 pm

Yes, well I thought I'd see what they had to offer.

As it goes, it's Tesco Home insurance.

And you know what they say, a problem shared is a problem halved. But if I halved my size, I could hardly make do with 7 inches.......It would make my splint redundant.

Post by **DaiRees** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:15 pm

Yes tripod!

Let's keep trying is it??

Penis, vagina, impotence, Viagra, erection, enlargement.

Post by **Welly** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:28 pm

You know fellas, you can't beat a great big titted woman with a fat arse. I would be happy to pay for a night with someone like that

Post by **DaiRees** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:38 pm

Welton wrote:You know fellas, you can't beat a great big titted woman with a fat arse.

Well you can, but there's laws against that sort of thing!

Besides, she might hit you back!

Big tits and a plump, round arse - mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Post by **Welly** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:41 pm

It's not biting yet lads, so far I've only been offered a Bi- fuel Volvo (close) and an offer of a cheap used van (also close)

You know, I'm at a bit of a loose end tonight, I wish I knew if there were any sexy local single women in my area

neildavies · Post by **neildavies** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 4:59 pm

I thought after Welton's last post, we'd nearly won when I saw "cheap and used", but it ended in "vans".

BUT THEN, HAIL, what do I see, they listened to my first post. With this ad:

Avoid Premature Stamina:
Giddy-Up: Last Longer in bed! She'll Love You For It - Guaranteed

NOW WE CAN HAVE FUN LADS

Who'd have thought adverts would be this good!

Benner · Post by **Benner** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:22 pm

neildavies wrote:My penis is extremely small and inadequite. I suffer from premamture ejaculation and I can't seem to find any source of Viagra.

As a result, my sex life is suffering.

Lets see what the google ads come up with now......

Ok I'm thinking that maybe I should read "Google adds" first.

Either that or Neil is just a very open person and feels very close to us all.

Post by **Welly** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:34 pm

I would like to state that if this all ends in tears......It was Neils idea

neildavies · Post by **neildavies** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:50 pm

The only person in tears will be me, got no stamina in bed, a pin dick who's crying whilst visiting all the chemists trying to source some Viagra.

Now children, stop changing the subject and talking normal, last time I looked, we were back to Peugeot Engines and radiators.

So what do we need again?? Oh yes, a single female in the local area, desperate will do. Good sense of humour (this has got to pull up something), preferably large chested who likes dining out and casual sex.

Captain Jack · Post by **Captain Jack** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:53 pm

neildavies wrote:So what do we need again?? Oh yes, a single female in the local area, desperate will do. Good sense of humour (this has got to pull up something), preferably large chested who likes dining out and casual sex.

Hm... does that fit Dai's wife's description?

Benner · Post by **Benner** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:55 pm

OOOOOOOOOoooooooooo! Bitchin!

neildavies · Post by **neildavies** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:02 pm

now now children, no need for that.

Although Dai, to mention "wife" and "horn" is the same sentence in front of this lot was surely asking for trouble.

(Just realised all those naive people who have a problem with their 406's horn are going to get their eyes opened when they do a search!!

)

^^Look, Neil did a smiley^^

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