words of wisdom

Post by **Welly** » Tue Feb 03, 2015 9:32 am

Oops.

Electronic Handbrakes are the way forward.....

Post by **steve_earwig** » Tue Feb 03, 2015 9:42 am

Especially if you park on a slope.

Vorsprung durch Technik

OllieNZ · Post by **OllieNZ** » Tue Feb 03, 2015 9:54 am

If in doubt get a bigger hammer.

A hard-on does not count as personal growth.

Post by **Welly** » Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:24 am

Cam Chains never go wrong.....

Rolebama · Post by **Rolebama** » Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:34 am

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all trace you ever tried.

The difference between a modification and a bodge, is that a bodge seldom works.

KozmoNaut · Post by **KozmoNaut** » Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:41 am

Morning wood is essentially a power-on self test.

D4B · Post by **D4B** » Tue Feb 03, 2015 11:41 am

steve_earwig wrote:Don't look for a gas leak with a flamethrower.

That reminds me (or her - honest)

Don't fart with tights on - it will blow your shoes off

Post by **Doggy** » Tue Feb 03, 2015 1:12 pm

Energy cannot be created or destroyed, regardless of what it says on a can of Red Bull

binnzy · Post by **binnzy** » Tue Feb 03, 2015 6:20 pm

there's no substitute for experience,

but the twenty year old barmaid still didn't want to know.

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