Feel free to keep posting about your boiler (washing machine, tyres etc.) Welly, we all want to help (well, I do anyway...) Or start a thread for it, that would save everyone from wading through all my inane drivel...
I said to t'wife I said, don't force names on cats, they have a way of finding them...

We should have called them Salt & Pepper! (And there's oil and vinegar...)
Today I've made my first bracket!

and it only took 4 hours of cutting, grinding, welding, more grinding... (grinder and paint makes me the welder I aint). The rawl plugs I got turned out to be crap, those flower pot bricks shatter as I drill them, leaving a much bigger hole, so the screws don't tighten up much and just pull out. So I did it the old-fashioned way, made some dowels, hammered them in and stuck the screws into them. I've only put the bottom 4 in as I wanted to check the alignment of the top two (and then ran out of time because t'wife started her classes at 5

) but even with just the 4 I've been standing on it! It aint going nowhere!
I also took the liberty of disconnecting the live to the socket there (see the tester?) because the wiring disappears into the plaster and I didn't relish the idea of finding it with the drill. It's the usual junction mess up on my bedroom wall so it took me a wee while to find it:
Right first time! Btw that's the wiring for 2 lights and, erm, 4 sockets, fed off 2 phases via 2 mcb's. It's bizarre.