Oh yes, there's always a lot going on here in the village, usually quite bizarre too. Let's see now...
Welly wrote:
'Spy Cam' pic of Yoyo
The only place I could park it where I could still come and go.
Large lady pointing at speeding* car
Umm, car is stationary. She's probably saying "we've got no effing power again because of those effing idiots." I think she's a Nada (most of the old dears around here are), always gives me a cheery wave and considers me "hard working" for some reason.
Man? looking confused
Husband Štef. He's about 90 so perfectly entitled to look a little baffled.
Half-painted Fire House
Nobody (worth worrying about) sees the back of the fire house so they'd rather spend the money on beer.
Spooky attic window across t'road
They only use the ground floor of the house, so if you can see a face there...
Recycling? tardises
They were a big argument a few years ago. They were originally on the grass outside the primary school down the road but, as it's a fair way back from the road, they were neglected and ended up with a load of broken glass around them (perfect outside a primary school

). Then they moved them across the road but the people there objected so then they got moved to their present position, much to the annoyance of t'wife and the lady next door (also Nada - it means "hope", not "nothing", that's Spanish). Loads of phone calls etc. falling on deaf ears, t'wife got told they're staying there as it's !central to the village! (I paced it, it's not). I'm more philosophical about it, they're more obvious there and get emptied regularly, so glass doesn't just get left around them which was quite distressing. The only downsides are cars stopping there setting Stinky off, listening to idiots playing "smash the bottle" and the odd retard drops glass so I have to sweep it up occasionally.