Moderator Vacancy

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niz406
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Post by niz406 »

Guys and Gal,

It has come to my attention that during times when admin are away from the community or unavailable there has been no one around really with any authority or control.... not that we need it and that's what makes our forum one of the best around.. a great little community that doesn't require... policing!

So on that note anway, if you would like to be considered for the privillage please post here including a short writing, on why you would make the best moderator and what you have to offer and bring to the management team, any previous experience you have in a similar role and what your visions for the future of 406oc are.

For those of you WHO don't know what a moderator is responsible for..... don't apply! :D it's quite self clear in the title, you moderate posts and monitor what goes on in the forum and you convey any major problems to the admin. You will be able to remove inapropriate posts and kiss my balls :) Like this post... you could edit this and remove the last comment regarding balls and pukkering! :D

Good Luck!
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Could you give a brief description of the duties or privilages.

I would be looking for circa £40K + Car + Pension + Bupa 8)
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Welton wrote:Could you give a brief description of the duties or privilages.

I would be looking for circa £40K + Car + Pension + Bupa 8)
Only 40k a year.... that's easy! 40,000 points will be added to your account at the end of the year!

Car - You have one already and you don't require to drive anywhere for the vacancy!

Pension - State's already providing you one... but there MAY be some arrangement that we can come to so that you will live to get your pension!

Bupa / Healthcare - See above lolz
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Post by STALLED »

Hey....you could pay me in Aussie Dollars, kinda cheap for you guys? :P
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Post by trem1 »

yeah if we knew whats involved might make it a bit easier cos like many others on here i aint got a clue what moderators do :oops:


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Post by puggy »

Give the job to welly :P it will go someway towards making up
for the little peni he has and admitted to in an earlier post :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:
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Post by Welly »

Yeah they do say that short blokes in authority have small winkies :cheesy:

*applies for job*
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Post by mjb »

I'd be happy to do it, but I think Welly's definitely the best man for the job :)
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Post by wes1001 »

Yeh give it to Welly - he makes me laugh ( the jet washing incident had me grinning like a fool for weeks whenever i thought of it ) and on that basis alone should be more than up to moderate this motley crew in here :cheesy:
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Welton wrote:Yeah they do say that short blokes in authority have small winkies :cheesy:

*applies for job*
Indeed I do...... but Mrs Welly never complained :D LOL :lol:
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Post by Welly »

niz406 wrote:
Welton wrote:Yeah they do say that short blokes in authority have small winkies :cheesy:

*applies for job*
Indeed I do...... but Mrs Welly never complained :D LOL :lol:
Hey, if you can get some nooky with my missus then good luck to yah fella - I've been trying for 12 years :x
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Welton wrote:
niz406 wrote:
Welton wrote:Yeah they do say that short blokes in authority have small winkies :cheesy:

*applies for job*
Indeed I do...... but Mrs Welly never complained :D LOL :lol:
Hey, if you can get some nooky with my missus then good luck to yah fella - I've been trying for 12 years :x
Get some what??? :?
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Post by Welly »

Nooky, you know - 'how's your father', 'on the nest/job', vinegar shakes etc etc.
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Welton wrote:Nooky, you know - 'how's your father', 'on the nest/job', vinegar shakes etc etc.
Bashin, Smashin, Bumpin, Pumpin, Destroyin, Fillin'in, Stuffin, Rodger'in, Duffin, Crushin????

She not putting out then mate ?
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Post by ThePrisoner »

Will be a good job for someone....

I spend far too much time on here as it is...missus would have my balls if I was moderating as well.

Would be a cool job though.

Pris. :cheesy:
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