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Oooooh tempting supa very tempting :twisted: :P :P
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It would have to be in private supa , i dont want to be held responsible
for the lads crying and feeling inadequate :twisted: :P :P
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Ladies first :cheesy: :cheesy:
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:arrowu: :arrowu: :cheesy: :cheesy: Ditto !!!!
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This is not the place to being doing that my dear !! pm your mobile
number and i will be more than happy to send it to you :cheesy: :cheesy:
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Ah i see , you mean like this ....


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Phew !! willy lives to appear another day :P :P
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So you is an angler too :) did wonder about the welton pic :shock:
very nice the fish is not bad either (sorry couldn't resist :oops: )
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Mighty fine pair you have there soops.






(the fish, the fish)


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It's the return of "that" picture 8) :wink:
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They seem to struggle less when you do that :shock:
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supafrisk wrote:Forgot to mention, I've lost 1/2 a stone in two weeks according to my doctor :shock:
Well done you - is down to the lack of a roof? How's that going BTW :?:
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supafrisk wrote:
Welton wrote:It's the return of "that" picture 8) :wink:
And what's wrong with it? Shall I change it? :oops:
Don't be daft, you're a good looking lass :wink:
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[img]>fish%20covering%20bosoms%20pic<[/img]

Did you see the "arty" shot earlier Bruce?
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Welton wrote:[img]>fish%20covering%20bosoms%20pic<[/img]

Did you see the "arty" shot earlier Bruce?
Right, gotcha Welters :cheesy:
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supafrisk wrote:I had no light in the bathroom for 6 months (ground floor rear of house) until I repaired a socket in the daughter's bedroom that was faulty (bedroom extension above kitchen between main house and bathroom). Fixed the socket, and hey presto, I got my light back
:shock: :shock: :shock:
So they've tagged the lights on the ring main as a spur?!?!?!
It's a shame you're so far away, my other job is as a sparks :roll:
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