DONE:
1. The engine mount. Easy job except it was an utter pig to get the mount lined up on re-fitting
2. Those awful wiper blades! Got me a 26" Valeo flat, but still trying to find a 20" one.
3. The spongy clutch and vague brakes. The hydraulic fluid is horribly manky. Thankfully with those lovely big alloys and awesome Brembo calipers, I can get to at least the front bleed nipples without even jacking the car up!
4. New pollen filter
5. Diagnostic socket. FAIL. Doesn't support ISO 9141-2 unlike cars made a couple of months later. Might build a manual k-line serial adaptor and have a play with it manually
6. Cleaned it!
7. Tyres inflated to my liking. 36psi front, 37psi rear
8. The overhead humidity sensor fan is buzzing. 30min job if it's just clogged with dust, an hour, some blu-tac and 50p if I have to botch a new fan in it

9. Bulb in the trip computer needs replacement.
10. BUY TAX!

11. I'm firing on only 5 cylinders. Erk!
12. Need to get my JVC head in there soon before I go mad - SOUNDS AWFUL. RE-WIRING NEEDED
13. New washer jets needed. The N/S one is rusted up and barely able to hit the windscreen. I'm going to get a set of Citroen mist type ones on there.
14. Back seats. Won't lock in the upright position
15. Rear glass needs cleaning on the inside. Not looking forward to that!
16. Rear brake pads need replacing if I can get the damn pins out
17. Gearbox oil needs changing
18. Gear linkages want cleaning + greasing
19. Handbrake cable tightened
20. Idle control valve. I'll give it a good clean to help it under load
21. Popping speakers on bumps. Need to check out old posts to see where the dodgy connector is - solved by switching stereos
22. Headlamp alignment is bad. N/S too high, O/S too low
23. Rear discs+pads+shoes needs replacing
24. Screw drivers door back on

25. Rear wheels running only on the inside edge
26. Overhead mirror replaced
27. O/S wing mirror replaced
28. New battery fitted
29. Idle control valve cleaned
30. Battery replaced
31. Crankshaft pulley replaced
32. New rear tyres
33. Clutch changed
34. New gearbox mount
35. Cruise control pump&valve removed for testing
36. Aux belt and tensioner replaced
37. Clutch changed AGAIN

38. Bottom engine mount changed with one from an ES9J4S
39. Cruise control fixed by replacing the vacuum valve
40. Tidied up the aerial
41. Front tyres replaced, so it's now running on 215/55/16W Firestone TZ300a's all around

42. Headlamp washers de-scaled
43. Door speakers and rear tweeters now working (wiring fault in the driver's door)
44. Folding wing mirrors now working (same door wiring fault)
45. Ashtray insert replaced and light re-fitted so I get the nice orange glow down there
46. Wiper arms replaced
47. High pressure PAS pipe replaced
48. New front brake discs (genuine Brembo)
49. New front brake pads (genuine Brembo)
50. Detailed

51. Both front drop-links replaced
52. CD changer removed to give some extra storage space
53. OEM Amplifier replaced
54. Cruise control stalk cleaned up
55. Aircon re-gassed
56. Washer fluid bottle cap replaced

57. Driveshaft intermediate bearing heat shield replaced
NOT DONE:
Ashtray light power line needs intercepting and wiring into the stereo harness.
Re-seal sump
Clean throttle body and inlet manifold
Replace drivers door speaker
Fix driver's door wiring
Replace stupid broken bits of plastic on the doors behind the mirrors

New mats
Replace top engine mount again
Fit Nürburgring sticker (after driving it next month

Replace shock absorbers
Replace rusting brake pipe section
Replace heated mirror glass
Replace n/s foglamp
Replace lower cold air feed
Replace front wheelarch liners (already got)
Replace plastic undertrays (not the main engine bay one, the bits to the side) (already got)
Replace splitter
Repaint hastily painted wiper arms
Repaint wing mirror covers
Replace lighter socket
Replace gearknob and cables
Replace accelerator cable
Replace bonnet (for one that isn't more chip than paint)
Replace cat
Replace engine management sensors (IAT, CTS, MAP, TPS, CPS, speed sender, lambda)