Fed up with your yard being full of snow? A neighbour of my wife has the perfect solution for you:
Dump it in the road!!
Never mind having to drive through it, there's no pavement so people have to walk through it too. And what if it freezes tonight? (Forecast is -1) It's just like building taller chimneys I guess - just make it someone else's problem. I keep saying this village has more than its fair share of idiots.
1996 406 1.8LX Got a bad case of hydro lock!
1996 406 Executive 2.0 Turbo XU10J2TE No longer hangin' on in there
1997 Honda CB500V
2003 Volvo V40 1.8 GDi SE killed by a nutter in a beemer 5 series
2008 Mondeo 2.0 TDCi Titanium X
"Always look on the bright side of life, dedo, dedo dedodedo"