I guess where I'm coming from is that a banger isn't much tattier, and certainly no slower, than my present 406 (which in my mind is still a £5k car).
As for a 2.2 HDi: in a 406 I haven't seen anything much tidier than doggy's, but if you're going down the HDi route then how about a 170 in a C5 or 407. (My choice would be 407

To paraphrase the original question: how much do you have to spend before you're just throwing good money after bad?
Given that £2.5k is well into 407 territory, I think that doing everything on Welly's list is probably infeasible.