Come on you two - I'll take you to the park

[ianst28]

*would like to see Aunty Em's "fat" bottom*

LMAO !!!!!
only welly could bring this thread down to a suitable level

[Welly]

*would like to see Aunty Em's "fat" bottom*

There's no I in team but there is a U in f*ck off

Doh! I'll have to use my imagination (again) like when you posted your Bra size on here

[Welly]

You did remember there was a guy on here who dealt in Women's undergarments and you stated your size I believe his words were "that's an unusual size" (in a good way of course).

I have the memory of a Woman you see. And I have sat "advanced flange studies" and "norks diplomas" at college

Welly

[Welly]

Woo Hoo

[ianst28]

they can't be real !!!!! ????? is it wrong that both welly and i hope they'll come out to prove me wrong ???

[steve_earwig]

Does bring a slightly different meaning to the thread title...

[ianst28]

Does bring a slightly different meaning to the thread title...

lol steve there goes the decency of this thread ohhhh wait welly already killed it carry on lol

[puggy]

I hope you have noticed the so called resident perv is having no
part in this filth

[steve_earwig]

Are you sure you won't change your mind on that horse burger? Tell you what, you fire up the barbie and I'll bring the chainsaw

Sorry to hear that Supa, I hope you're soon on the mend. I'm afraid for that, and similar reasons, the only way I'd ever be on a horse is with rigor mortis. Btw grinding bones is nature's way of saying stop doing stuff 'til things start to knit.

Shopping list: Fish with soft edible bones in (tinned salmon, pilchards etc.), loads of milk and a trip to Holland & Barretts (or cheaper alternative) for some comfrey.

[steve_earwig]

Cut the damn top off! Hopefully you'll then be able to get the bra off (I know how much the damn things cost )

Have you really not got a mate who could look after you for a few days?

[puggy]

I've got a few days to spare Supa ( drool,slobber, )

[teamster1975]

Bloody 'ell Supa, I hope you get better quickly
You need to get yourself off for a holiday lass!

[Welly]

I've got a few days to spare Supa

I've had a quiet weekend, if I'd have known I could have leant a hand too

With care a collar bone will heal up on the rapid, hope yours does Supa

[teamster1975]

Yeah i know, thanks for the support guys. I am at the fracture clinic now (theyre running an hour late) and to be honest, the only time i'm forcibly reminded that i have broken it is when i try to lie on my left, ive got 90 percent usage on my left anyway. Now my chest, back and arse hurt a lot more (by my left kidney has been numb since it happened)

Get well soon missus

[Welly]

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Ok so looking at the Xray my diagnosis would be a Woman, about 5' 5", of unconfirmed age, with an exposed bra strap adjustment buckle and ample bosoms.


Ooops.....wrong Forum, sorry