Bunch of mofos!

[Welly]

I didn't know you had a girlfriend cap'n

[DaiRees]

Thing is, this yellow line has a restriction ONLY from 2-3pm Mon-Fri

What's their reasonong for that then?

Pay it, then set up an alarm on your mobile next time you park there to remind you to move it!

[Welly]

Thing is, this yellow line has a restriction ONLY from 2-3pm Mon-Fri

What's their reasonong for that then?

School nearby?

Pay it, then set up an alarm on your mobile next time you park there to remind you to move it!

...and i'll keep his girlfriend warm whilst he does

[puggy]

Feel for you there Darren,couple of years ago i was attending the local hospital
and the car parks were full only space was on the main road where there was a break
between the yellow lines so tagged on to the back of several cars but noticed my back
wheel was just touching yellow line thought it would be ok.Returned to find parking
ticket wrote a letter to appeal against this explaining i was attending for chemotherapy
treatment and it was only the rear wheel,result, fook you sir cough up or else !!
Local authorities are just legalised thieving fooking twats who waste money hand over
fist and use motorists as an easy way to claw this back,as do the police !!! they hung
Dick Turpin for less !! and i would love to bump into the traffic warden who issued
the ticket and move his testicles to the neck area fookin low life brain dead piece
of shite

[steve_earwig]

Obviously they want him to park 2 miles away, then catch a bus home...

Write to MP, MEP (if he's no too drunk), failing that ECHR. Oh, and definitly your local newspaper (practice victimised look in bathroom mirror).

[puggy]

only if he's muff diving

[Captain Jack]

You pervs leave my lovely girlfriend alone! You have wives and .. stuff...

[puggy]

But i have recently been dumped and your girlie sounds
like just the person to help lift me up again in my time of sorrow

Game on !!!!

[puggy]

Come on CJ just give me her mobile number ,bet she could cheer me up
sending me some sympathetic txt's
(and in return i could send some piccies i happen to have on my fone )

[teamster1975]

But i have recently been dumped and your girlie sounds
like just the person to help lift me up again in my time of sorrow

Game on !!!!

It's ironic but I sometimes think single life was a lot nicer

[steve_earwig]

Sex is like oxygen - it's only a problem when you aren't getting any.

Life's given me a few lessons with the abrupt end of relationship thing. When you realise you're alone you will be sad, this is normal, find stuff to do that'll occupy your mind. Prozac's cool. Don't write to her to ask her back, you will feel very stupid later. You will feel jealous when she parades in front of you with her new boyfriend, this is normal, if you can't hack it go somewhere else. You are extremely unlikely to remain friends. Avoid being "needy" around females, enjoy having them as friends, nothing more, get to know them as it'll come in useful later. And, whatever you do, when your ex's next boyfriend comes and tells you how she ruined his business, cost him a fortune, completely screwed his life up and left him holding the baby, do not laugh in his face. It's rude.

[ianst28]

Sex is like oxygen - it's only a problem when you aren't getting any.

Life's given me a few lessons with the abrupt end of relationship thing. When you realise you're alone you will be sad, this is normal, find stuff to do that'll occupy your mind. Prozac's cool. Don't write to her to ask her back, you will feel very stupid later. You will feel jealous when she parades in front of you with her new boyfriend, this is normal, if you can't hack it go somewhere else. You are extremely unlikely to remain friends. Avoid being "needy" around females, enjoy having them as friends, nothing more, get to know them as it'll come in useful later. And, whatever you do, when your ex's next boyfriend comes and tells you how she ruined his business, cost him a fortune, completely screwed his life up and left him holding the baby, do not laugh in his face. It's rude.

bloody hell steve i didn't realise you'd actually met my ex wife

[puggy]

And my Ex-girlfriend/partner