New knowledge of an empirical nature.

[DiscoPol]

Dont bite the stuck lid off a tube of superglue,

just something i have just discovered, thought i would share with the world

now where's the dentists number?

[FarmerPug]

aaaaa 'uperUee zzzz 'Uk ooo mauuu 'Outh

[FarmerPug]

free yet?

[steve_earwig]

Oops! I had a near mumbling experience once and I decided never to do it again.

[FarmerPug]

Id imagine youd want to keep a closed lip on that one

PUN

[steve_earwig]

My lips are... oh, nevermind.

[puggy]

I'm not surprised !!

[Doggy]

Worthy of a Darwin Award

[DiscoPol]

luckily none stuck to the lips but the back of both front teeth now feel very strange

[Gary406]

[TooT]

Excellent tip Disco, thanks.

[steve_earwig]

New name = Cyanopol?

You plonker Glad it wasn't any more serious (btw what are the hostables like there?)

[DiscoPol]

(btw what are the hostables like there?)

dunno about the state ones, i have private medical insurance and they are just as swish and fancy as the ones back in blighty, in fact we get a lot of private patients coming out here from the uk for stuff like M.S treatments and disability stuff as its cheaper for them to go private here in the top hospitals than get treated in the NHS ones back over there, it depends on their consultant and how quick they want treating etc etc.

But alls well that ends well, just a strange few lumps and bumps behind my teeth and a bit of skin missing off the end of my tongue and lips

and all this fixing my sons choo choo train, after i got back from work my wife tells me he was so happy that it was fixed he ran up to her and just said "thankyou" and gave her a big kiss and a hug, she didnt have a clue why he was so happy until she quizzed it out of him (he isnt yet 3) and even then she didnt say Daddy did it

so all the problems and none of the glory, but you know what, just her telling me the story made it all worth it

[Doggy]

Well done that man!

Dadz can fix anythin.

* except focus lectric windaz so far, in my case *

[FarmerPug]

my dad is still the only one who knows the right technique to getting the strimmer to start