AFTER A KICK AND A SLAMM
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AFTER A KICK AND A SLAMM
110 hdi 406 est w reg.
all of a sudden just would not start and after 2o mins or so flat battery so im starting to get the hump and then i manage to get a jump from a big van and the engines turning over but still no go so thats it going to leave the pile of sh-t there and im steaming and slammed the tail gate shut and kicked the drivers door just below the mirror and tried it one more time and it started !! any ideas anyone ?
all of a sudden just would not start and after 2o mins or so flat battery so im starting to get the hump and then i manage to get a jump from a big van and the engines turning over but still no go so thats it going to leave the pile of sh-t there and im steaming and slammed the tail gate shut and kicked the drivers door just below the mirror and tried it one more time and it started !! any ideas anyone ?
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Re: AFTER A KICK AND A SLAMM
Unskilled meddling sin©e 2007
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Re: AFTER A KICK AND A SLAMM
Do you know if your electric fuel pump is working
Pump can be intermitently faulty as Steve suggests.
Second possibility - my previous HDi Citreon died, then recovered several times before stopping altogether.
Eventually found no power to pump, connected directly to battery to test - started 1st time.
Fuses Ok, swapped relay - still the same.
Never got to root cause, but proved 2 sections of loom which should have been connected weren't, so joined them.
No problems in following 2 years.

Pump can be intermitently faulty as Steve suggests.
Second possibility - my previous HDi Citreon died, then recovered several times before stopping altogether.
Eventually found no power to pump, connected directly to battery to test - started 1st time.
Fuses Ok, swapped relay - still the same.
Never got to root cause, but proved 2 sections of loom which should have been connected weren't, so joined them.
No problems in following 2 years.
2002 HDi 2.2 Exec Estate, (2008-12) (wonderful)
2003 HDi 2.2 6-speed Exec Estate (2012-19) (also a gem)
2009 Citroen C5 2.0 HDi VTR+ Estate (godawful heap)
2008 BMW E91 330i touring (great fun - murdered by a reversing SUV)
2007 BMW E91 325i touring (slower smoother quieter)
2003 HDi 2.2 6-speed Exec Estate (2012-19) (also a gem)
2009 Citroen C5 2.0 HDi VTR+ Estate (godawful heap)
2008 BMW E91 330i touring (great fun - murdered by a reversing SUV)
2007 BMW E91 325i touring (slower smoother quieter)
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Re: AFTER A KICK AND A SLAMM
THE PUMP is working now and i am not spending any money on it if it does it again which it has not after many starts n stops tonight,
SO ANYONE WANT TO BUY IT ?
W REG HDI 110 LX EST.
9 MONTHS MOT TAX FEB 09
SILVER 150K
OFFERS AROUND 800
SO ANYONE WANT TO BUY IT ?
W REG HDI 110 LX EST.
9 MONTHS MOT TAX FEB 09
SILVER 150K
OFFERS AROUND 800
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Re: AFTER A KICK AND A SLAMM
irunmineonred wrote:THE PUMP is working now and i am not spending any money on it if it does it again which it has not after many starts n stops tonight,
SO ANYONE WANT TO BUY IT ?
W REG HDI 110 LX EST.
9 MONTHS MOT TAX FEB 09
SILVER 150K
DENT IN DRIVER'S DOOR JUST BELOW THE MIRROR![]()
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OFFERS AROUND 800
It sounds so appealing mate!irunmineonred wrote:the pile of sh-t



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Re: AFTER A KICK AND A SLAMM
didnt dent the door and reason for calling pile of sh1t is iv always been a renault laguna man and i know they are both french but renault are better qaulity. 

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Re: AFTER A KICK AND A SLAMM
That's the first time I've ever heard anyone say that!irunmineonred wrote:...renault are better quality.
Unskilled meddling sin©e 2007
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Re: AFTER A KICK AND A SLAMM
http://www.parkers.co.uk/cars/reviews/renault/ Then check out Lagunasirunmineonred wrote:iv always been a renault laguna man and i know they are both french but renault are better qaulity.

2002 HDi 2.2 Exec Estate, (2008-12) (wonderful)
2003 HDi 2.2 6-speed Exec Estate (2012-19) (also a gem)
2009 Citroen C5 2.0 HDi VTR+ Estate (godawful heap)
2008 BMW E91 330i touring (great fun - murdered by a reversing SUV)
2007 BMW E91 325i touring (slower smoother quieter)
2003 HDi 2.2 6-speed Exec Estate (2012-19) (also a gem)
2009 Citroen C5 2.0 HDi VTR+ Estate (godawful heap)
2008 BMW E91 330i touring (great fun - murdered by a reversing SUV)
2007 BMW E91 325i touring (slower smoother quieter)
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Re: AFTER A KICK AND A SLAMM
Parker's wrote:...reliability problems...Countless issues with dependability...Patchy build quality...
It's a shame really, they used to make some good cars.Honest John wrote:Laguna 2: Plagued by wide-ranging problems with the electrics, mechanicals and build quality.
Unskilled meddling sin©e 2007
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Re: AFTER A KICK AND A SLAMM
My mate had a 02 plate Laguna estate, went on holiday in 2006 and when he came back his front driver side shock absorber spring had snapped whilst being parked.
He also had to spend £2000 in other bits to keep it going.
Now that sounds like quality to me.
He also had to spend £2000 in other bits to keep it going.
Now that sounds like quality to me.
406 estate, 2.1TD, I fixed her, then part exchanged her for a Mercedes E300TD Avantgarde Estate.
Hmmmm, straight 6 goodness!
Hmmmm, straight 6 goodness!
Re: AFTER A KICK AND A SLAMM
That would never happen on a 406...poddack wrote:My mate had a 02 plate Laguna estate, went on holiday in 2006 and when he came back his front driver side shock absorber spring had snapped whilst being parked.

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Previously - 1999 406 Executive HDI
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Re: AFTER A KICK AND A SLAMM
Don't forget all that Diesel-less cranking over will not do the HP pump any good
Recently we had a spate of snapped springs, maybe it's LP pump time now

Recently we had a spate of snapped springs, maybe it's LP pump time now

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Re: AFTER A KICK AND A SLAMM
My Mk.1 Laguna had worse build quality than a toy car that came from a Kinder Surprise.
<steve_earwig> I think this forum is more about keeping our cars going with minimal outlay than giving our cars more reason to go bang
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Re: AFTER A KICK AND A SLAMM
I'd say thats been pretty well slammed
Gave me a kick
Gave me a kick
2002 HDi 2.2 Exec Estate, (2008-12) (wonderful)
2003 HDi 2.2 6-speed Exec Estate (2012-19) (also a gem)
2009 Citroen C5 2.0 HDi VTR+ Estate (godawful heap)
2008 BMW E91 330i touring (great fun - murdered by a reversing SUV)
2007 BMW E91 325i touring (slower smoother quieter)
2003 HDi 2.2 6-speed Exec Estate (2012-19) (also a gem)
2009 Citroen C5 2.0 HDi VTR+ Estate (godawful heap)
2008 BMW E91 330i touring (great fun - murdered by a reversing SUV)
2007 BMW E91 325i touring (slower smoother quieter)