Bernard To The Rescue...

[puggy]

Cute girlie mmmmmm Cute girlie with glasses mmmmmmmMMMMMM
Cute girlie with glasses that doesn't mind piccies like that MMMMMWWWWAAAAAHHHHH

I nominate her 406's official eye candy !!!

* Bailes what kind of fookin fetish have you got that made you grab the pineapple

[Bailes1992]

* Bailes what kind of fookin fetish have you got that made you grab the pineapple

The more worring fact is it was taken in college ;)

[STALLED]

Your mate drives a bright yellow Proton. PMSL.

But nice effort with pulling the KA out of the dirt. Reminds me of the time where my mates 205 GTI was parked on a sand dune ledge, which gave way - sending his car 6ft down onto the beach below. I wish I had pictures of it!!!

[mandelbug]

How's that... I'd be the one with the pineapple

Prickly one or the fleshy ones? if the prickly one, you got the short straw me thinks.

Must admit she is worth rattling though

[Welly]

Bailes certainly seems to be holding the wrong thing there, given the alternative

[DaiRees]

Be sure to show Becky this thread Bailes , in fact get her to join the club

Then we'd see Puggy doing his Leslie Phillips impression... "Well helloooo little one, I say Ding Dong"

[puggy]

Then we'd see Puggy doing his Leslie Phillips impression... "Well helloooo little one, I say Ding Dong"

Pah !!! bloody cheek of the man

[steve_earwig]

Bailes certainly seems to be holding the wrong thing there, given the alternative

The alternative probably involves a punch in the gob from the boyfriend.

Yes, tell her about us do Sam, I'm sure she'd be impressed

[DiscoPol]

Yes, tell her about us do Sam, I'm sure she'd be impressed

oooh hark at Mr Sensible will you

Cant you just tell that nobodies wife/girlfriend/significant other can even be bothered with the forum,
its almost as if its the digital equivalent of the garage,
a purely male domain where we cant get ourselves into too much trouble and it keeps us out of their hair.

[sirwiggum]

its almost as if its the digital equivalent of the garage,
a purely male domain where we cant get ourselves into too much trouble and it keeps us out of their hair.

In my case that would be the "computer room".

Wee bit of Sim City 4 while she has Gok Wan on.

[teamster1975]

Lucky Bailes wasn't holding a melon, then the puns would be flying!

[Bailes1992]

Getting upto more anticts tonight. I go to a public convenience (well the bush was placed in a public and convenient place, your honour ) for a wazzzz.
I come back and someones written in permenent marker on the back of my car "4 oh SIX" and on the other side of the boot "I survived the '09 Scrappage Scheme"
Thought it was genius so need to go see my Dad's mate and see if he can whip me these up on a laser cutter

[puggy]

Brilliant !!! made me fooking laugh

[mjb]

"I survived the '09 Scrappage Scheme"

Genius!

[steve_earwig]

Doesn't tenthingywotsits have that on his Landy?

Sort of


Make a good tattoo though