Dreams

[sirwiggum]

Does anyone ever get dreams that are like watching a film, with a little story to it?

Mine seem to have a twist at the end.

Last night was sci-fi themed. A man was treating his robot servant very badly, and the robot didn't take kindly to this. The man went to sleep as usual, the robot servant ensuring his supper was made etc.

When he woke up, he was the robot. "nooooooo!" he shouted!


Last movie type dream I had I was undercover at some party, some guard had spotted me and was going to report me, until I saved him somehow (from getting shot I think). Then he was slightly more benevolent and let me go.
The end of the dream had him retired, in a fishing boat on a placid lake.
Then end credits appeared

[Welly]

Lay off the cheese?

[DiscoPol]

Or stop watching Movies before bed?

[Welly]

Tip: Never watch the 'Red Hot' previews on SKY (whilst your missus is out for the night) or further repeat some of the filth you heard upon her return to the bed you share each night.........

[steve_earwig]

Gah! I'm usually good at forgetting dreams but you've made me think about it and the one I had last night has come back: I was cleaning out a row of toilet cubicles, and I was just thinking to myself how easy it was when I opened the door to the next one and the toilet bowl was completely blocked to the rim with bog roll and sh*t. Thanks

[sirwiggum]

Gah! I'm usually good at forgetting dreams but you've made me think about it and the one I had last night has come back: I was cleaning out a row of toilet cubicles, and I was just thinking to myself how easy it was when I opened the door to the next one and the toilet bowl was completely blocked to the rim with bog roll and sh*t. Thanks

Wow! I wonder what a dream dictionary would make of that! Subconscious needs a clearout?

[steve_earwig]

Possibly, the anal stage an' all that guff. Which reminds me, when I was first at infant's school I didn't want to use the bogs there, no idea why, but when I was in my 30's I managed to get hold of my medical records and it was down on there as "toilet phobia", no mention of how old I was or anything

I don't have a problem with human sh*t, in fact I just changed two bogs - one here (impossible to clean the limescale off) and one at mine (too easy to block), I even had my arm down the one here 'cos some twit had broken the 6" pipe going through the floor. I don't have any problem clearing up cat poo either but dog poo? I can't even watch my wife clearing it up without gagging.

On the plus side, I need to go and buy a lottery ticket 'cos dreaming about sh?t here is supposed to mean I'm going to come into money The last time it happened (about 3 years ago) I bought a lottery ticket, I didn't win but I did find a 100Kn note (about 12 quid) while I was shopping after

[darrenwall]

Gah! I'm usually good at forgetting dreams but you've made me think about it and the one I had last night has come back: I was cleaning out a row of toilet cubicles, and I was just thinking to myself how easy it was when I opened the door to the next one and the toilet bowl was completely blocked to the rim with bog roll and sh*t. Thanks

thanks for that image , i read this as i stuffed the last of a double choclate muffin in my gob , needless to say i had a bit of trouble swallowing it then

[steve_earwig]

Now you know why it's good to forget (most) dreams