Wife tells Husband to 'Shush' during Top Gear

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Wife tells Husband to 'Shush' during Top Gear

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A life-long member of an internet car forum called Welly was last night said to be in shock after his Wife told him to 'Shush' during episode 5 of 6 of the popular TV show 'Top Gear' last night.

These surprising revelations came to light after his Wife's apparent out-of-character interest in Sunday's show. Our reporter has learned that the announcement of a special guest appearance triggered her unusual interest.

During the show a Mr Thomas Cruise appeared as a guest alongside an attractive-looking woman (thought to be Cameron Diaz). Mr Welly was talking carefully to his daughter explaining who the guest-stars were as she had no knowledge of their work. Witnesses heard a loud "SHUSH" as Mr Cruise began to speak and we understand Mr Welly was shocked and surprised at the unusual outburst from his wife.

When interviewed late last Thursday Mr Welly said; "I'm amazed, quite frankly, I'm never aloud to talk through any of 'her' programmes and then when I talked over 'my' programme I get told off. I just don't know what the world is coming to, it never used to be this bad".

When asked about the popular TV show Mr Welly added; "I'm a bit dissapointed in this latest series of shows, it seems a bit 'watered-down' compared to normal, I'm hoping they do something really great for the last episode otherwise I might turn over to Heartbeat"
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Welly wrote:When interviewed late last Thursday
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Re: Wife tells Husband to 'Shush' during Top Gear

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Welly wrote:episode 5 of 6 of the popular TV show
Isnt there seven episodes Welly?

On a personal note, I feel your pain as this is a huge invasion of Wellytime
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I think the classic for being told to shut up is when Gok Wan is on. "Yes dear you look fine naked." :roll:
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