
A little Welly-investigation last night revealed an eery, subdued ambience kind of expectant of something bad going to happen out there

Now I can't remember what a Policeman looks like round our way (I think they've all been made redundant, either that or they can't afford the Petrol) but I'm pretty sure johnny petty-thief is gonna have a field day when the clocks go back and we're plunged into darkness.....
All this comes after they wasted money constructing speed bumps through the Village (which lasted 12 months) then dug them up again and filled in the holes (great! we all thought) only to be replaced with Super BumpTM a kinda off-the-shelf speed hump for beginners made from what appears to be playground safety matting with the ability to sponge up rainwater and release it in a comedy squishing noise when compressed.
My point? wasting money! 'fact-finding' trips to foreign parts, costly planning appeals, wasteful procedures, and who pays? we do of course

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