We've been dis-membered

[FarmerPug]

another person with a personalised rank

[steve_earwig]

Did someone say DRINK

[supafrisk]

Still here.. Just

[supafrisk]

Still waiting for the insewerance payout, still waiting for a 607, the 306 hit 175,000 this weekend when I had to use it to fetch the tow bar to bring the crappy 407 back after throwing a piston or two.
The passat.... has just turned 463,000

[FarmerPug]

that passats been round the world a few times then, cant be a bad car if it did that mileage

[plod]

On another forum i'm known as "Plod the Perve" but think I have serious competition in that department

[Doggy]

....and then some!

[puggy]

back off plody , i've been resident perv to long to be challenged by a
young pretender like thee !!!

[Doggy]

Did try to warn you, Plod......

Hmmm a common thread here?

Perverts, Re-mapped 110's, coincidence?

[puggy]

[Welly]

Hmmm a common thread here?

Perverts, Re-mapped 110's, coincidence?

Perhaps a re-mapped motor is the only real pleasure in life

[DiscoPol]

I see you are all getting on as well as ever

now these calming drinks you speak of......................
just how much of a stink do i need to kick up to get some?

oh, my disco fell off the trolley jack today whilst i was checking for movement in my newly replaced hub bearings, it scared the holey sh1t outta me and it bent my jack the wheels were still on the landy though so it just kinda bounced and laughed at me quivering on the garage floor.

so im off to buy a new jack and a to buy a new klucza dynamometrycznego (torque wrench) and 52mm gniazda nakrętki piasty (hub nut socket)

[Nicodemus]

Me, me, I'm still here! Lurk more often than not. Just renewed front coil springs which snapped within a day of each other Next needs new top strut bearings, front discs and pads...

Been busy with this lately:
http://www.k9sportworld.com/

(the former taxigit)

[supafrisk]

Blimey Nick, long time no post lol

How's the missus? Our trade here in the Midlands is going to the dogs and a driver on another firm got held up at gunpoint last night. Worrying times

[Archangel]

Not been on for a while but still around and still rolling around in the green machine that has more electrical problems than, "The National Grid"

One minuet the speedo shows zero then 30mph then 70mph - then the fuel guage drops to empty even though I have just put fuel in the tank - then the keyfob won't open or close the door. The radio will not keep it's code so I have to reinput the code everytime i want to turn it on and did i mention the stop light on the dashboard that comes on and goes off when it feels like it for no reason

Will need you guys when i try to sort some of them out - so please don't go out of business just yet!

you must have a real lemon , i`ve not had any of the faults you describe . car model in sig