Royal Wedding

[steve_earwig]

Who gives a toss?

[FarmerPug]

When is top gear back on thats how much it matters to me.
Once i see the same story more than twice in the news i get fed up with it.

[DaiRees]

Who gives a toss?

It bothers me, I give an anti-toss!!

[puggy]

served its purpose though hasn't it , all the news is now full of royal wedding
shite deflecting people's thoughts away from what the falsely called coalition
government is going to ram down our throats next
coincidence mmmmm

[steve_earwig]

Well, my brother cares - he's spitting blood. I guess the taxpayer will be paying for it all again, and any offspring will be in line for the throne so the taxpayer will be paying for them too. Oh good, more little parasites, with the girls riding around on horses all day and the press speculating on who's been sliding them a sausage, and the boys playing at soldiers, shagging this snooty tart and that snooty tart and getting up to all sorts of jolly high jinks

I suppose it's a good way to divert attention away from the shite state of the economy, I wonder if the proposal came from Downing Street. There'll be the Mother of all Terrorist Alerts, it's a good job there cutting back on the police

At least I won't be too bothered by it all here, it'll be on the news of course, and they'll probably televise the bombi.. sorry, joyous occasion, but I don't actually watch much telly 'cos it's crap.

Will there be street parties when they get divorced too?

[FarmerPug]

will mock the week comment on it

[sirwiggum]

My claim to fame is that I went to uni with them two in the same years, graduating at the same time. (though the next day)

I managed to leave St Andrews without a rich bird, just a load of debt and a fondness for ale.

I do think that it is a disgrace that the taxpayer is footing the bill for their lavish wedding, when the likes of myself and my better half couldn't afford a modest wedding at the moment, especially with her public service job not looking secure

[DiscoPol]

If it hadnt been for this fred i wouldnt have even known about it

Damn you Wiggy i now feel the bile rising and the need to slag off the Royal family but then the expat abroad kicks in and i think, well what else do have in the uk worth talking about in lessons,

hmmm which way should i play this one, there is a good few weeks of free lesson material in the wedding but i think they are an inbred bunch of multi-national tossers and i dont think that would be a good view point to put across with kids

Anyway Im glad it wont be my tax money being spent on em, my tax money goes on Vodka and crosses

[sirwiggum]

will mock the week comment on it

Times like this I miss Frankie Boyle on it. Not everybodies cup of tea but his "say what I want" attitude is refreshing when most comedians are trying to tip-toe around controversy.

[FarmerPug]

kerry katonas getting it too easy without frankie any more

[sirwiggum]

kerry katonas getting it too easy without frankie any more

At least shes not doing any more annoying Iceland adverts. Just the man out of neighbours so chavs can go DONAVAN SAY BUY PARTY FOOD CHRISTMAS NOMS.

Shes probably never out of the glossies for all I know. Her inbred drug riddled face smirking smugly at all those who purchase HELLOOKHEAT to fill their mind with nonsense about rich people who don't deserve to be rich that in the end doesn't even matter 1 iota to anybodies lives. Silly bint.

[Welly]

Hey hey, now there's no need to worry at all about the cost to the taxpayer as, and I quote from this very morning's news, the couple will be 'mindful' of the current economic climate.

At least he's not had to buy the ring

I think we could organise a suitable event quite easily.......perhaps a registry office in town and then down the Feathers for Faggots, Mash and Peas all washed down with 6 pints of Shippo's Cost = £250.00 max

[steve_earwig]

They could even have my old mattress for the wedding night (might be a bit stinky now it's had a St. Bernard sleeping on it for a couple of months mind)

If it hadnt been for this fred i wouldnt have even known about it Damn you Wiggy

You are most welcome I got a text about if from my bro yesterday, he was under the impression that I'd know all about it but I wasn't bored enough to look at the news in the morning.

I expect to get lots of questions about Prince William (or is it Harry?) and, er, don't know here name, getting married in, oh, err, sorry. A bit like after the last time England played Croatia at nogomet - "match? What match?"

Shamelessly stolen from B3TA:

[FarmerPug]

i wonder will they be using a white 406 as a wedding car.

[steve_earwig]

Nah, it'll be something horse-drawn, you bet. A hearse perhaps...