Another bargain!

[Gary406]

sure would,

but i would keep the green one in dry storage for many years , seems the RS increases in value

[FarmerPug]

especially the rs 500

[steve_earwig]

Bah, warm winters mean not so many smashed cars for sale Still, there's a few...

Mercedes E-class 2.9 (que?) diseasal, 1997 (or 96? Owner doesn't seem sure), 270kkm, 2,400€




Oops!


Oh dear

The owner's selling it for spares or repair

VW Phaeton 2003 3.2 V&, lpg, 120kkm, 7,500€
A rare car! Try getting second-hand spares for it...

[Captain Jack]

The Phaeton actually isn't in too bad a nick. That Merc has literally been bent in half though

[FarmerPug]

the merc hasnt a hope of ever going back on the road, must have been hit by a lorry because them mercs are supposed to be built like tanks, ugly front, never liked the quad headlight thing going on made the car look unnecessarially retro. As for the phaeton, its a good car, but its like a lexus it doesnt have the luxury car image.

[lozz]

the merc hasnt a hope of ever going back on the road, must have been hit by a lorry because them mercs are supposed to be built like tanks, ugly front, never liked the quad headlight thing going on made the car look unnecessarially retro. As for the phaeton, its a good car, but its like a lexus it doesnt have the luxury car image.

Itl be reet that merc with a little banging some welding and a bit of T-cut.

ive seen worse and theyve been welded up mighty fine

[FarmerPug]

the whole roof, and chasis are bent, that car is destroyed, perhaps a cut n shut but they are just deathtraps, i would never advise anyone to buy a damaged car, theres just something i dont like about them.

[lozz]

the whole roof, and chasis are bent, that car is destroyed, perhaps a cut n shut but they are just deathtraps, i would never advise anyone to buy a damaged car, theres just something i dont like about them.

iwas only joking mate

best thing for that is a new shell,
or park it next too another one thats the same colour

[FarmerPug]

i suggest pulling off the merc logo, then the whole car will fall apart.

[lozz]

i suggest pulling off the merc logo, then the whole car will fall apart.

Have you noticed out of all that merc Quality-ness none off the air bags have gone off .

[FarmerPug]

its been hit from behind i dont think there is airbag sensors there.

[steve_earwig]

I think the airbags are triggered by large amounts of deceleration, getting hit from behind is more acceleration...

You sure about that veedub? Looks like it's taken out the suspension and the car's resting on it's chin to me.

[Welly]

You can bet the engine in the Veedub is smashed, and with chassis damage (would be a CAT B here).

The merc looks like it's gone sideways into a tree to me.

Still, that is Croatia soooo........in a few weeks time someone will be driving it around blissfully unaware of its previous

[steve_earwig]

With a lump of rope and a couple of tractors...

[FarmerPug]

With a lump of rope and a couple of tractors...

are you thinking of going into the crash repair buisness and stretching damaged cars out like this?