I've just realised...

[steve_earwig]

...it's April 1st and I haven't seen any jokes or anything (apart from the usual Croat comedy driving on the way home with the wife earlier ). Anyone spot anything good?

[lozz]

Yer ifound summat earlier,
hang on a minute ill go find it,

[lozz]

ok found it

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-12930915

[steve_earwig]

Oh, I must say that's in remarkably poor taste considering what just happened to Japan. Hold on, that's all over the place, you sure it's a gag?

[lozz]

Oh, I must say that's in remarkably poor taste considering what just happened to Japan. Hold on, that's all over the place, you sure it's a gag?

Yer ithink its a gag,
theres plenty of blag news reports going about ,

[plod]

According to the Earthquake APP on my Iphone, the nearest earthquake to me, was 425mile away in Germany on the 25th March at 1259 near a place called Koblenz

As above, given the events in Japan, a very poor april fools

[lozz]

yup true
ithought so too thats why ididnt believe it,
if there Was an Earth Quake in Blackpool itd be all over the News,
theyre trying to Make black pool into a mini Vegas so ida presumed it be Televised,

IHate Blackpool its a sesspit but iwouidnt wish a Quake on them,
the One in japan was Sad news,

We had a mini-Quake over here 2 years ago it Shook the whole house

[lozz]

see same thing 3 years ago

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/in ... 615AAoHBcX

[lozz]

more here,

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... kpool.html
read the coments

[sirwiggum]

http://tinyurl.com/yfqena4

[FarmerPug]

PaZni1za3vM

[steve_earwig]

Somebody with an easy fix for all the potholes? Got to be an April Fool

[DaiRees]

I like the AA one, obviously an April Fool that, it's far too practical to be reality in this fekking country

[FarmerPug]

They have resurfaced the whole of our road, and its lovely now, no bumps at all, not even in the middle.

[sirwiggum]

PaZni1za3vM

Fixored:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaZni1za3vM&vintage=1911