I've had the car (P reg) since Feb this year, all was fine until it started blowing blue smoke out the back. I found I had an oil leak from the bit of metal that the oil filter screws into.
My local garage tutted and mentioned "new" engines and "lots of labour" but he did supply me with some oil additive which turned the blue smoke into large fluffy white clouds, after 30 mins or so the engine stopped smoking

So off I went, only £8 poorer and a bit happier.
The thing is, adding only 1/2 litre of oil made it smoke again, so as I need the car to make a living ( and the wedge for a proper fix !) I carried on using it.
The car was fine on short trips with low oil but I ended up going to a job 20 miles away, i got as far as 10.
I thought the engine had siezed, on opening the bonnet I saw the dipstick had popped out ( not difficult as the plastic was crumbling anyway ) and when I looked in the oil filler a wisp of smoke came out from the too.
A few days later I made it back to the car, dropped some oil in and tried starting it, all I got was a relay/solenoid type click from behind the dash.
A friend helped me tow it last night, the upside was I got to drive his Mustang powered MG

When being towed he put it in fifth and the engine turned normally but wouldnt fire up.
The question is .. is my ECU stopping me from starting the car ? Would disconnecting the battery for a while help ?
Otherwise .. one 406, in Leicester, breaking for spares

Ps how do I know if I have a D8 or 9 ?