Citropol wipes out cyclists at Tour de France

[DaiRees]

Is this you Dan???

mYPDAry-A-s

[DiscoPol]

No Guvnor wasnt me, honest I was in a different country all week, i have proof,nobody saw me do it and you cant prove a thing..... oh hang on

I would never do such a thing, think of the scratches those bloody boney cyclists would leave on my nice shiny car

[trem1]

yeah it is a bit suspect when he's moaning about strange scratches on his c5

[puggy]

I'm 100% convinced it's Dan the Man !!! copped a couple of scratches in poland .
went to watch the tour and saw the opportunity for an insurance scam should
be disgusted with himself

[steve_earwig]

[Doggy]

Come to think of it, didn't seem to pass them that convincingly either - methinks puggy's right.

Relying on insurance scam to fund bodywork repairs AND a remap.

He did say he had a plan.....

[puggy]

Yes he did indeed doggy well done for remembering you got him bang to rights

[DaiRees]

Awww Dan! You made that nice Hoogerland bloke have 33 stitches in his legs and arse by landing him on a barbed wire fence , that's gotta smart

[ToddM]

Awww Dan! You made that nice Hoogerland bloke have 33 stitches in his legs and arse by landing him on a barbed wire fence , that's gotta smart

Dan mate c'mon, look at what you've done to the poor man

[DiscoPol]

You made that nice Hoogerland bloke have 33 stitches in his legs and arse by landing him on a barbed wire fence

he deserved it, he said my car was confused, it didnt know if it was german/french or french/german

honestly it wasn't me, Im innocent, FREE THE POLAND ONE!!

Innocent until proven guilty and all that

[steve_earwig]

Oh f*ck, I did the edit thing instead of quote and managed to delete your last post

Not to worry, what's that then?

[DiscoPol]

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Not fair MR Earwig

and you even removed my post

i feel victimised

please sir can i have that when you have finished with it?

[steve_earwig]

I blame the finger!

Swipe it, I'll stick the self-disposing garbage one back.

I only did it quick anyway

[DiscoPol]

Ta Steve, swiped

[Doggy]

Another thing I've noticed - a week or two back, Disco's internet was fasterer than 90-odd percent of 'PL' - now he's down to 60-odd.

I reckon his ISP could be next in line for an encounter with a certain sisister black vehicle...........