Planning on getting a new 406 - interesting info

[Welly]

Hi, I av red yur fred an I chained my Oil last wk an me carz well phat now wiv de new Oil i reckon it pishing owt like 170 brayke and it a HDi standad 1

I used Silkolene and Injecter cleener if any1 want 2 try it.

Welly.

[Welly]

...........I wonder if this 'Fred' is now finished

[niz406]

dis fred tis bangin innit....

me m8 put da hair drya in his air box to force some cold air into tha intake an it did like 60 in 3.2 seconds... must av bin like 350hp wiv 1000lb/ft torque man twas stonkin....

E' waz on da mefs thou' gov... so culda bin off his rocka !

[Welly]

my matez scooby is fasta than foxy, Niz and malachy car cos he as turned dat nut fing on da akchewaiter rod fing wiv a spanna so it dont move no more and iz carz ded phat now (sic)

I sed dat water gayj fing is in da red now and iz fans is runnin cos iz carz got more boost fing an dat is good.

(this must be a Friday thing, oh well )

[niz406]

sweet..... innit !

[Foxy]

no way man, my 406 would kick a scoobys ass, my mate has a 500bhp one and i beat him on da strip innit

[niz406]

Was ya double clutchin and tear arsin all da way down da quarta? aiiiii

I aint never bin beaten in my 406 man... I do wat it takes to win, wrong side of the road, wrong way round an i-land n all tha wiv da babalons behind... even dat copterchopper aint got nowt on me slick drivin... innit !

Restecpa

[=|[PsychoPoet406]|=]

Further proof, if needed, that humanity is reverting to the level of primaeval mud skippers.
[edit] By Niz406

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[niz406]

Regards,

Niz406

P.S Poet... you had better email me and explain what all that was about ?

[trem1]

i think there's a dummy floating around somewhere if anyone finds it please return to it's rightful owner

[slick]

Excuse the French, but what the f*ck is going on?

[Welly]

We, I mean I, started talking in a Text/Chavvy youth style, I thought the 'fred' was over so might be a funny distraction from the otherwise game of ping pong ball discussions.

The 'fing' is it seems it made us all appear a bit dim

How you been chappy, not heard from you for a long time, others have been melting into the background too like Bluey, you should visit more.

[slick]

Welts –

Right, I sold my 406, big f*cking mistake I am dick, I had genuine HDi diesel, I sold it, bought a low mileage focus, thought I had problems with it, but its fine. Clipped the wing mirror and split bumper already, doh

Biggest thing was moving house, I have sold everything I owned for this house I just fell in love with, and it has been f*cking hell…I will not move house ever…

I was going to buy a 406 Sri, but the silly tosser never told me he had sold it I came with a wad of cash, had to listen to my ‘driver’ moan all the way, then all the way back…

[Welly]

Big drain on yer money the old house's game, mind you, it will gain value unlike a motor car which will lose.

Don't worry slick, as soon as you can, get another 406 if you want, there's plenty out there as you know.

I've had my fair share of problems with my HDi this year, the biggest of which (the clutch and flywhel) I am yet to do, recently I had the Engine Check Light come on and a week later I was £260.00 lighter

Nice to see you haven't lost your unique vocabulary skills on here, it's been a while since someone said 'f*cking' without being ghey and using ****

Cheers fella

[slick]

Whats up with your pug?

My uncle bought another one a 2002 HDi only the 90 bhp one, it was real noisy, i think he got it tuned or something with injectors...its slow though

the Focus is running fine, but if I see a nice pug i will go for it,

the house, is near enough the house i always wanted, the family like it too and the neighbours are nice so its all gravy