Things you hate

[teamster1975]

Sprouts. Why ruin a perfectly good Christmas dinner with the b@stard things.
Avocado, vomit inducing
People carriers or 4x4's being used for the school run with the sole purpose of trying to knock off a biker

[FarmerPug]

- Rasins, hate how nice cakes or cerials are ruined with these horrible bits of crap.
- The thing about the sheep buying golfs and ignoring interesting alternatives
- Gumtree listings that say (not astra leon a4 toledo) etc
- People who drive too close to my car, park near my car, especially lean on the car
- The sachet of soy sauce in a pot noodle is never big enough to make a difference
- How the selection on my car radio consists only of people talking shite, football results, news or classic fm without any decent music.
- Talent shows, and soap operas
- Advertisments for injury lawyers
- Large ugly houses built in the countryside ruining a nice view, especially the unpainted grey ones, especially if they only hold about 3 people.
- People who blankly stare at you while your doing something without talking
- Energy saving bulbs, i dont care if they save energy the light gives me a headache and takes too long to brighten up

[sirwiggum]

- Rasins, hate how nice cakes or cerials are ruined with these horrible bits of crap.
- The thing about the sheep buying golfs and ignoring interesting alternatives
- Gumtree listings that say (not astra leon a4 toledo) etc
- People who drive too close to my car, park near my car, especially lean on the car
- The sachet of soy sauce in a pot noodle is never big enough to make a difference
- How the selection on my car radio consists only of people talking shite, football results, news or classic fm without any decent music.
- Talent shows, and soap operas
- Advertisments for injury lawyers
- Large ugly houses built in the countryside ruining a nice view, especially the unpainted grey ones, especially if they only hold about 3 people.
- People who blankly stare at you while your doing something without talking
- Energy saving bulbs, i dont care if they save energy the light gives me a headache and takes too long to brighten up

Some good points well made!

Raisins ruin many a good chocolate bar cf. Club fruit, Cadburys Fuse
Gumtree listings in general, usually full of errors and any car I've bought from gumtree has been riddled with faults. Avoid.
People who park right beside you, tight beside you in MPVs or SUVs such that the kids fling the doors right into your door right at the door crease, especially when you've parked in an empty bit of car park.
People who park BMW X5s in disabled spaces / across 4 spaces
Pot Noodles, I used to spent 10 minutes picking all the mushrooms out, but I supplemented the sachet with a large bottle of soy sauce I bought from the pound shop.
Local radio is crap, Pete Snodden talking nonsense, Carolyn Stewart talking over songs, Wendy Austin with some aul doll gurning etc.
"Talent" shows especially that dumbed-down mind-numbing Cowell sh*t. In fact, most ITV listings these days, the most dumbed down channel since liveTV (and at least it acknowledged it was a silly channel)
Those adverts are always during the day when off sick and its some clumsy get throwing themselves off a roof or something "There was no warning sign that I shouldnt throw myself off the roof. I broke my neck, sprained my ankle and died. I couldn't return to work for several centuries. InjuryLawyersRscum got me £476 compensation!"
There does seem to be a lot of grey houses in the NI countryside compared to the rest of UK/IRL.
Those people who just stare with a grin on their face when you're struggling to do something then give the "why aren't you doing it like this..." remark. HELP OR SHUT UP.
Energy saving bulbs are made of flourescent strip lights, totally artificial light. The best you can do is put a nice lamp cover over them.

[rwb]

Baby boomers. They burnt all the oil, bought all the houses (then rip us off to rent them), and tax us to pay for their pensions and healthcare.

[sirwiggum]

Baby boomers. They burnt all the oil, bought all the houses (then rip us off to rent them), and tax us to pay for their pensions and healthcare.

Amen to that. Especially our neighbours who treat us like scum because we rent and they were the generation that was able to get easy mortgages without a £50k deposit, and they had cheap heating oil and fuel through the 80s and 90s.

[plod]

People who park right beside you, tight beside you in MPVs or SUVs such that the kids fling the doors right into your door right at the door crease, especially when you've parked in an empty bit of car park.

Agreed

People who park BMW X5s in disabled spaces / across 4 spaces

Inconsiderate bastards

Pot Noodles, I used to spent 10 minutes picking all the mushrooms out, but I supplemented the sachet with a large bottle of soy sauce I bought from the pound shop.

People eat that sh*t?

"Talent" shows especially that dumbed-down mind-numbing Cowell sh*t. In fact, most ITV listings these days, the most dumbed down channel since liveTV (and at least it acknowledged it was a silly channel)

Oh come on, forget the boot camp and up to the finals, but the Auditions, they are good for a laugh

Those adverts are always during the day when off sick and its some clumsy get throwing themselves off a roof or something "There was no warning sign that I shouldnt throw myself off the roof. I broke my neck, sprained my ankle and died. I couldn't return to work for several centuries. InjuryLawyersRscum got me £476 compensation!"

Numbnuts aren't they

[plod]

People who throw rubbish out of cars

Coming out of maccyd's and 3 blonde bits were in a mini, and one chucked some rubbish out the car, looked at the others and laughed


Inconsiderate drivers

Get this time and time again every day - again at maccyd's, as I was swinging round to park, another car shoots in the car park the wrong way, past the no entry sign, and then when their progress was blocked by me, shook their heads at me in disbelief


Soap operas

Do my bloody head in
got moaned at last night for going into the bedroom to watch something else, and accused of being unsociable, FFS, i'd rather be unsociable than wath bloody emmerfail or the rest

[FarmerPug]

About the mushrooms, i really like them but i hate how chicken and mushroom pies have a sample of mushroom, or mushroom soup has tiny bits of mushroom if its ever included you never get enough pot noodle never has enough mushrooms for me, or they are usually crappy mushrooms which dont taste like the good ones.

The countryside here is a disgrace, i was over in the south of england the houses have character they are beautiful old things, the villages with the square in the middle with either a green or pond why cant we have that over here. Here in the countryside there is too many houses too close together.

One more thing, people who overuse the word like, you know like its really annoying like how they like use like all the like time.

[plod]

One more thing, people who overuse the word like, you know like its really annoying like how they like use like all the like time.

....and the people who use "at the end of the day" in every statement they're making

[sirwiggum]

One more thing, people who overuse the word like, you know like its really annoying like how they like use like all the like time.

....and the people who use "at the end of the day" in every statement they're making

At the end of the day, we can't all, like, have a perfect grammar

[FarmerPug]

Thought of another one, in the weakest link there is people who give the correct response but then the next person doesnt say 'bank'.

[highlander]

More stuff I hate:

- Simon Cowell
- aerosol cheese / cheese-in-a-can / cottage cheese - it's slimy goop, not bloody cheese!
- blue cheeses - they look like normal cheese that is several months out of date
- waiters that seem to think they deserve a tip even though they haven't actually provided what any civilized person could possibly consider to be "good service" (particularly the grumpy bastard ones that don't even so much as smile)
- televangelists
- "Most Haunted" and all other ghost/spirit world-related shows, especially those who claim to pass messages on to loved ones from the recently-dead
- Jordan (Katie Price), the talentless, ugly, fake-titted slapper
- benefits cheats

[benczuk]

Thought of another one, in the weakest link there is people who give the correct response but then the next person doesnt say 'bank'.

That's kind of the point of it.

[sirwiggum]

Thought of another one, in the weakest link there is people who give the correct response but then the next person doesnt say 'bank'.

But then the point is to get a chain of correct answers to get the full £1000. It doesn't help though that most of the contestants are as thick as 2 planks.

[plod]

More stuff I hate:

- Simon Cowell
- aerosol cheese / cheese-in-a-can / cottage cheese - it's slimy goop, not bloody cheese!
- blue cheeses - they look like normal cheese that is several months out of date
- waiters that seem to think they deserve a tip even though they haven't actually provided what any civilized person could possibly consider to be "good service" (particularly the grumpy bastard ones that don't even so much as smile)
- televangelists
- "Most Haunted" and all other ghost/spirit world-related shows, especially those who claim to pass messages on to loved ones from the recently-dead
- Jordan (Katie Price), the talentless, ugly, fake-titted slapper
- benefits cheats

Can't really knock any of that list