HOMEBASE SCAM

pipe*n*slippers · Post by **pipe*n*slippers** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:59 pm

"Heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Homebase customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old
girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into
the boot. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and
Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy
T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead
ask you for a ride to another Homebase. You agree and they get in the
back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them
climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while
the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen October 4th , 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,
17th, 20th three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming
weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

PJ · Post by PJ » Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:16 pm

I like it !!! I'd like it even more if I'd been at Homebase.

Now was it white emulsion I needed.

MaDc0w · Post by **MaDc0w** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:28 pm

Wish they had Homebase here....

They can steal my wallets all they want for a blow job... no money in it anyways...

mjb · Post by **mjb** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:21 pm

"I'm just off to Homebase for a screw..."

Post by **Welly** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:57 pm

mjb wrote:"I'm just off to Homebase for a screw..."

Can you pick me up a large pair of knockers.........

(for the front door)

neildavies · Post by **neildavies** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:08 pm

Reminds me I need some paint stripper