Merry Christmas Everyone

trem1 · Post by **trem1** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:30 pm

Well as the title says i would like to wish you ALL a very merry xmas and a happy and prosperous new year

Post by **DaiRees** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:11 pm

Same to you mate, and same to everyone

neildavies · Post by **neildavies** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:39 pm

Ai, Merry Christmas to all Peugeot Owners (no-one else deserves a mention!)

Post by **Welly** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:15 pm

Merry Christmas everyone from Me, hope this site continues to grow in popularity just as it has this year, with many laughs thrown in for good measure

I think I'm just about ready for xmas..........

might need to get another 20 pack of cans though, getting a bit low.

....''Just nipping out to the garage to check my Oil, love!''........

PJ · Post by PJ » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:29 pm

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might need to get another 20 pack of cans though, getting a bit low.

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No rush Welton plenty there for the breakfast.

[font=Comic Sans MS] A Merry Christmas To All[/font]

[font=Comic Sans MS]If you happen to be driving over the holidays, have a safe journey.[/font]

niz406 · Post by **niz406** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:45 pm

Hey Welton ! Whats with the Sholerjejnsjkd d grape alcohol free wine dude, you lesbian ! lol
Merry Christmas one and all !

mjb · Post by **mjb** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:49 pm

niz406 wrote:Hey Welton ! Whats with the Sholerjejnsjkd d grape alcohol free wine dude, you lesbian ! lol
Merry Christmas one and all !

What's with recognising alcohol free wine?!?!

Actually my beer fridge is getting rather empty. Think I need to get a couple more cases of Stella in. Why on earth do supermarket cases of beer only have 20 cans now? Where's the other 4 gone? Bastards!

niz406 · Post by **niz406** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:07 pm

Well first they took away the 60ml of beer from the cans, then they went from 24 x 440ml to 20 x 440 WTF ! WANKERS ! ! !

Post by **Welly** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:18 am

niz406 wrote:Hey Welton ! Whats with the Sholerjejnsjkd d grape alcohol free wine dude, you lesbian ! lol
Merry Christmas one and all !

The schloersheemozzel is for if any guests turn up

Post by **Welly** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:32 am

mjb wrote:Why on earth do supermarket cases of beer only have 20 cans now? Where's the other 4 gone? Bastards!

Under the Sales of Goods Act [revised part L2: 2006] goods intended for wholesale (24 cans) must be marketed (and packaged) differently to goods intended for retail sale to the public (20 cans).

The law states that under the act, the general public are spackers. Only cool people can buy (and drink) 24 can packs. And you are considered a top bloke if you can consume 24 cans in 4 consecutive days.

That said, it is generally considered appropriate, especially at christmas, to buy 2x20 Can packs of Stella and consume them in rapid succession. However it should generally be avoided consuming Stella before 5 PM as the affects of consuming said drink before such time can lead to disputes with ones Wife or Girlfriend and that should generally be avoided, especially at christmas.

I thank yaw.

niz406 · Post by **niz406** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:52 am

Welton wrote:The schloersheemozzel is for if any guests turn up

So you're going to palm them off with the crud stuff and keep the good stuff for yourself !?

* Mental note, don't go to Welts over christmas.... lol

Post by **Welly** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:59 am

niz406 wrote:
Welton wrote:The schloersheemozzel is for if any guests turn up
So you're going to palm them off with the crud stuff and keep the good stuff for yourself !?

* Mental note, don't go to Welts over christmas.... lol

Hehe.......yes the guests will get schloer, and some really nasty Aldi mince pies I bought in November, they normally leave soon afterwards

Then, I can eat all the M&S and Taste the Difference stuff

niz406 · Post by **niz406** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:52 am

ahh I see... well I'm sure you will have lots of visitors then this year, and I'm sure santa will enjoy choking on your aldi mince pies on christmas eve