Support The UK Economy!!!!

[gumby6371]

Following a conversation in the office here is my solution to the economic crisis;

Get as many people as you can to jump into their cars (1 person per car) drive as far as you can as fast as you can, go on a massive pub crawl consuming as much beer as possible whilst chain smoking until you pass out. Wake up and drive as far as possible in the opposite direction and do it all again, wake up and drive home.

By consuming ridiculous amounts of fuel, booze and cigarettes we will soon have filled the governments tax coffers enough to pay off the countries debts!!!

Obviously there are the issues of speeding fines and drink driving to negotiate but it is the only patriotic thing to do.

Here endeth the lesson

[lozz]

Lol,

it wouidnt work mate,
you couid hand the goverment a Ga-zillion quid, within a week or so theyd be in debt again,
all this Money grabbing theyve done, hasnt got them far, if anythink theyre in more debt now, since the Hung parliment,