ive had aletter off the coal board/authority,
dear sir,
we will be calling at your property, as we need access to our Mine shaft/s

theyve sent me aMap /plan of where the mine shaft is,
Bang right in the middle of my garage,

that will mean emptying the garage out, and moving acar whats been sat in there for 8 yrs on snapped springs, fecking briliant,
